13 Juggalo Commandments – Juggalo Cult


The crazy cult known as juggalos – denied by many followers has a set of 13 juggalo rules or commandments…

rule 2 – do not take the dark carnival name in vain

rule 7 – keep your hatchet sharp – to attack haters

once again your children are listening to a cult which promotes violence , worship of a DARK carnival and a attack on concerned groups such as teachers trying to educate youth…..

The JH is here to help save your children .

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44 responses to “13 Juggalo Commandments – Juggalo Cult

  1. Here is a lesson cause your nothing but a red neck filthy f**ing swine…there are no commandments. Ok so the make-up basically represents the dead which also represents us juggalo’s.. We are all dead inside because were different.. We were all bullied and messed with.. So in a package its a group of individuals grouping together to show love becuase most of us never gone none… Alright and the dark carnival is where you haters and bigiots and child molesters etc..Go… It represents hell.. It took me givin em a second chance to really know what they all about but now that I know im down for the clowns and im down for life yo!. These guys are great and if you don’t like em ftfo! Dont listen what does it do to you. Your rights are not being violated and your safe at night in your bed.. Just wait till boogie man comes for yo head! Woop-woop!

  2. Twiztidboondox

    you know wut? u juggalo holocaust mutha facko’s don’t know wut the fuck we’re about so don’t talk shit about things ur scared about just cuz u don’t know us. just cuz the songs promote violence doesn’t mean juggalos promote violence. but if u want us to, we’ll get our family with our hatchets and cut ur chicken feathers out. or we could just wait for ur time to be judged by the dark carnival and while us juggalos are goin to shangri-la, u’ll go to hell’s pit with all the other biggots

  3. u know wat fuck u mother fuckin juggalo holocaust. btw the it dont fuckin say to attack haters it says ready for haters, use ur fuckin head b4 it gets split. ita metaphore. be fuckin smart. and another thing. the dark carnival. is the place u see wat u as ur self has cause this world to be.. ringmaster carnival of carnage riddlebox the jeckle brother milnko and wraith are symblolic learn them learn our way of life b4 u start wit ur shit. mmfwcl to u jugglos

  4. wtf its not a cult its ppl that understand eachothers diffrences an care 4 1another its about family not violence an lik family if u step 2 one of us u step 2 all of us who ever posted up dis site is just a low life bitch that has nothing better 2 wit there life so fuck off b4 u get fucked up

  5. just cuz u think that being a juggalo or juggalette means that we r part of a cult just goes 2 show how much shit we already get which also goes 2 show how much of a biggot u really r we r part of a family not a cult but nice try asshole u think u have life all figured out when truly all u know is how 2 disrespect urself along wit m MY family u really should get a new hobbie cuz baggin on us wont get u nowhere we have a way of looking at things that r different than u cuz we see people n a way that gives everybody an equal chance and we do our best 2 make sure that people like u dont try 2 make us feel small and insignificant n a life where we used 2 b so whoop whoop mutha fucka and we juggalos and juggalettes r better off witout ur bitch ass

  6. Fuck this shit mannn. We aint a cult or a gang, we a family. Juggalos for life.

  7. Alright look imma make this really really simple. 1. We have no fucking commandments idk wtf your smoking but i wanna try somma that shit if its gonna fuck me up that bad. 2. we respect eachother its like a family so get off our nuts. 3. You don’t know or understand us, maybe you should try listening before judging there dumbass. 4. You don’t know shit about us, you don’t know how we think and you obviously don’t know how we act. Theres 4 little pointers and to all you parents out there I got this Wicked! idea Talk to your fucking kids hell sit down smoke a blunt with them and get to see where there coming from the world has changed since you was in school so get off you mother fucking High horse and LISTEN FOR A CHANGE

  8. damn straight.i agree with wicked. all these parents dont understand what the fuck us teenagers go thru. hell ill roll a blunt for my parents so maybe that will calm their asses down. listen to us kids and try to understnad how our fucked up our lives are. when your a juggalo or juggelette you feel more accepted into their family and feel welcome. maybe if you parents treated us kids right we wouldnt be the way we are. good job you dumb ass parents!!!!

  9. Look being A juggalo/lette is all about the love were a family not a gang or a cult. Weve got each others backs and we premote originality and love. Not this violence crap that your talking about. When the dark carnival judges you dont be suprised that your going to suffer for eturnity. Stay wicked and dont judge. Be your self, we are all unique individuals, am i not right ? Whoop Whoop MMFWCL. <3 Swing your hacthet loud and proud Mafacko. !

  10. YouGuysAreIdiots

    All “juggalos” are idiotic pussies… Are you really gonna spend the rest of your life worshiping clowns? Or believeing that the “dark circus” will one day judge us and send non believers to a life of eternal pain? Perhaps you think you are tough shit because you smoke, u drink, and u drop out of school. You act tremendously cool because you can threaten people over the internet who hurt your wittle feelings… Well gues what? You arent. You are ALL low life, dumb ass, cocky, emo losers who have no future other than to live in your moms basement at the age of 40, crying like a little bitch about how people werent nice to you in school, or how your mommy wont be cool like you and smoke a blunt. Boo-hoo, and fuck you… Grow up…

    • whoa whoa whoa.. Im a Juggalo and im still in school and im far from a pussy… Look Juggalo is family. Where not a gang where not a cult .. Where not even a trend.. Its the way of life… You Fuck With Us You Die! Point Blank..You Talk Shit On Us..Here’s a finger fuck you . You have are back..well much love…WHOOP WHOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Alright u obviously don’t understand us if your still going to post that u kno ur judging all of us when not all are like that and I don’t care what people do anyways we are a family that’s what matters so stfu! Don’t be hatin on juggalos juggalettes ec. Why bring emission into this we never said anything about that don’t be a jerk and remember karma it will come back to u so back off and shut the fuck up about my family!

    • Cheack it out yo I work 6 days a week 8 hours a day in a factory to support me my dog cat n old lady so say what u will of me ill always have Juggalo family nigga n honestly who the hell cares as long as no one hurt or raped u or ur family why have animosity towards anyone I mean on the real yo u do u n let us do us hell depending on ur age or style u may have followed the dead heads ozzy or such artists n it’s the same concept have a wonderful day and please think of what I said

  11. YouGuysAreIdiots

    P.S.

    The insane clown pussies are faggots, and i could beat every one of their asses with both hands tied behind my back.

    • awww whats wrong lil boy did your daddy molest you,is that why your a fan of bieber because his voice helps you retrogress to better days? word of advice why dont you grow the fuck up and stop being such a bitch,youd rather listen to the gay ass top 40 shit and diss icp, guess what your opinion DONT FUCKING MATTER,because we juggalos are always gonna do what the fuck we want when we want where we want,because not you or your crackwhore of a mother know what we’re about,words from the wise “invest in a visectimy and dont procreate” you know i bet your a republican to huh…what a fucktard no wonder the world is so fucked up because people like you are always judging other people when you have no business

  12. Yo man fuck off, why don’t you take some time to actually learn what we all about before judging us? Not to mention you don’t know SHIT about what you are trying to pass off as a gang. We are a family, Juggalos fo life. whoop whoop!

    I KNOW MORE ABOUT ICP AND JUGGALOS THEN YOU DO

  13. focka tha haters i killed a haters with my homies (salem portland or)

  14. ps WHOOP WHOOP.

  15. FUCK JUGGALOES! theres a fucking reason why no one likes all of you fags, im sorry reasons: you smell like shit, you look like a zombie on perc 30s, you always yell and smoke squares in public places, the chains on your legs make too much fucking noise, youre annoying as fuck and you need to shut the hell up and kill yourselves. The world hates you for all of those reasons and more, so go slit your wrists in the hot topic dressing room and shut the fuck up.

  16. hey fuck this shit im tired of ppl bagging on me and my chosen family we are all in this shit called life and im tired of ppl waisting theres to bring down sum1 elses life, this site is bullshit, fuck any kind of holocaust, most of all this 1 WHOOP WHOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. CULT:
    The group displays excessively zealous and unquestioning commitment to its leader and (whether he is alive or dead) regards his belief system, ideology, and practices as the Truth, as law.

    Mind-altering practices (such as meditation, chanting, speaking in tongues, denunciation sessions) are used in excess and serve to suppress doubts about the group and its leader(s).

    The leadership dictates, sometimes in great detail, how members should think, act, and feel (for example, members must get permission to date, change jobs, marry—or leaders PRESCRIBE WHAT TYPES OF CLOTHES TO WEAR, where to live, whether or not to have children, how to discipline children, and so forth).

    The group is elitist, claiming a special, exalted status for itself, its leader(s) and members (for example, the leader is considered the Messiah, a special being, an avatar—or the group and/or the leader is on a special mission to save humanity).

    The group has a polarized us-versus-them mentality, which may cause conflict with the wider society.

    The group teaches or implies that its supposedly exalted ends justify whatever means it deems necessary. This may result in members’ participating in behaviors or activities they would have considered reprehensible or unethical before joining the group (for example, lying to family or friends, or collecting money for bogus charities).

    Subservience to the leader or group requires members to cut ties with family and friends, and radically alter the personal goals and activities they had before joining the group.

    The most loyal members (the “true believers”) feel there can be no life outside the context of the group. They believe there is no other way to be, and often fear reprisals to themselves or others if they leave (or even consider leaving) the group.

    From “Take Back Your Life: Recovering from Cults and Abusive Relationships” by Janja Lalich and Madeleine Tobias

    Now, you cannot tell me that ICP is not a cult when all these, in one form or another, have been true. A cult welcomes people who perceive they’ve been turned away by their family or society…come with us, we welcome you, we’ll be your FAMILY.

  18. ZICK AZZ TWIZTID NINJA WHOOP WHOOP

    YO WE AINT A CULT WEZ A FAMILY
    JUST LIKE ALL YOU NORMIES CALL URSELVES FAMILY. MY MOMMA NEVER NOT CARED FO ME AND ALWAYS WANTED TO SEND ME TO SCHOOL SO I COULD BE BRAINWASHED BY A NIGGER PRESIDENT. IMMA DROP OUT AS SOON AS I CAN CUZ I DONT NEED NO FUKKIN PRIK TELLEN ME HOW TO THINK. I CAN THINK FO MIESELF AND I DONT NEED NO ONE BUT MY WYKKED CLOWN FAM! IT MAKES U WUNDER WHO THE OTHER FOOT IS ON THE SHOU?
    WHOOP WHOOP UP DIS BITCH

    • Yo buddy 1 stay in school or at least use spell cheack 2 its cuz a people like yourself that make us look bad n I’m ashamed sometimes cuz of people like u 3 what in the hell do u feel the need to use the n word

  19. seariosly u have nothin else better to do than beg to get ur ass kicked , u probibly dont know what a holocaust is :hol·o·caust
    noun /ˈhäləˌkôst/  /ˈhōlə-/ 
    holocausts, plural
    1.Destruction or slaughter on a mass scale, esp. caused by fire or nuclear war
    - a nuclear holocaust
    - the threat of imminent holocaust
    2.The mass murder of Jews under the German Nazi regime during the period 1941–45. More than 6 million European Jews, as well as members of other persecuted groups, such as gypsies and homosexuals, were murdered at concentration camps such as Auschwitz
    3.A Jewish sacrificial offering that is burned completely on an altar

    one of my homies is a jew and i havent killed him and i havent ”slauterd people on a mass scale ”an i bean down for 3 years , if i wasnt drunk i wouldnt of taken the time to look this shit up , fuck u eat a shitty dick and jump in a wood chipper

    sacrificial offering that is burned completely on an altar

  20. by the way im a hacker and ima trace ur ip and post if i find a way so u better get this shit off here

    THATS A THREAT , I HAVE REPORTED YOU

    • If your really a hacker you wouldn’t have said anything, you would have done something instead threatened someone. Thats a pussy move

  21. FUCKING TIGHT SO LOVEGLO

  22. Okay… this is said by somebody wayyyyyyy out of just about any music scene you can think of, so I guess that makes me about as impartial as I could be.

    Expressing yourself through music, dress, hair, culture (however invented it may be), and “family” affiliation is pretty much everyone’s given right and is normal. Everyone is looking to belong. A lot of people like to talk down about the look of the Juggalo. Big deal. When you’ve been around for four-and-a-half decades like I have, you’ve seen a lot of really wicked shit come and go. Compared to some of the other things I’ve seen, the CONCEPT of the Juggalo just doesn’t phase me. However, the problem is this:

    1) Anyone who expresses hatred for, or espouses violence toward anyone who doesn’t choose to be part of their cultural affiliation is just scary bat-shit crazy and wrong.
    2) The over-the-top antics and attitude are overdone, unnecessary and impossible to be around for any length of time. With them, you have singled yourself out from the rest of civilization and set yourself up for special (unwanted) treatment. In my opinion, THIS is why most people have developed such an unhealthy hatred for Juggalos.
    3) Whether you like it or not, your extreme devotion to this lifestyle DOES fit the criteria for a cult, and cultism is never seen as good or desirable. And to answer the previous poster, yes, technically those definitions DO classify organized religions as cults. Which is why I have so little use for them.
    4) And let’s face it: it doesn’t help that your music, actions and speech are a cartoonish version of the black rap sub-culture (which is cartoonish enough), despite the fact that none of you are actually black. Many Juggalos seem to dislike black people. I’m not going to turn this into a racial issue, but it seems foolish to me for a group of racially-biased white people to base their music and culture on a people they don’t have any use for. In other words: if you don’t like black people, stop acting like wiggers.

    Developing your own idea of family is good, and even necessary if you come from a bad family, and everyone has the right to find (and form) their identity based on whatever they feel drawn to. But guys: these are musicians. They’re only musicians. Never mind everyone’s mindless chatter about how lame they think they are or the fact that they paint their faces like clowns. That’s immaterial. They’re just musicians. They’re not prophets. They’re not teachers. They’re not philosophers or wise men (in ANY fashion), They’re just musicians. Devoting your life or fashioning a lifestyle around these two and their music doesn’t make any more sense than those moron “Deadheads” who spend their entire life following The Grateful Dead.”

    As for those supposed “commandments” at the top of the page… I don’t know where they came from, but forgetting for a moment that we aren’t talking about Juggalos: Commandments 3, 4 & 9 are just plain good advice for anybody, and we’d all be better off if we lived by them. Commandments 5, 12 & 13 are sentiments often expressed by the general public. For better or worse, some variation of Commandments 1, 7, 8, 10 & 11 are part of most social groups’ code of conduct (from Irish pub culture to black gangsta thug life). And I personally subscribe to Commandment 6. Of the 13, the one “commandment” that is frighteningly out of place is #2. In this one sentence, lies the cult mind and the basis of the real reason for the fear and hatred. And, if they truly live by this commandment, deservedly so.

    And for fuck’s sake… everyone stop calling everything gay and everyone a faggot. I’m gay and I’m sick of hearing that shit! That’s so Juggalo Holocaust!

  23. yall r crzy! We just want to be ourselfz, you don’t want ur kid to end up with a shelterd life with no clue how the world really is do you??? Being a juggalo/lette helps to express oursleves. Ur just scared of what you don’t understand. .just grow up like ur kids have already done and leave it alone…it is their choice

  24. You’re all bitching about what this person said and that you aren’t based on violence but half of your comments are “put yourself in check or you’re gonna get fucked up”….

    You’re all ignorant white trash hicks with attitude as far as I’m concerned.

    You claim to want respect and to be treated equal but every time I see one of you clowns walk around the corner you act ignorant as fuck.
    Put YOUR asses in check and live up to what you claim to live by and maybe JUST MAYBE you might get your dignity back.

    Until then shut the hell up and move on.

  25. Hey fuck all u haters much mother fuckin clown love

  26. Kandylette Drinkingfaygo allinson

    You know what shut the fuck up.
    If u ain’t down wif da clown don’t tAlk shit
    Cause u dot know shit.

  27. When I say WICKED
    Y’all say CLOWNS
    WICKED- CLOWNS!

    WOOP WOOP MOTHA FUCKA
    WOOP WOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    MMFWCL TO MY FAMILY!

  28. Thank you. its one thing to dislike a group of people. The fact that you (and Possibly others) have dedicated so much time and effort to keeping a running website specifically against that group is flattering. You should really spend more time researching icp’s lyrics better. yes there’s plenty of murder and profanity, but beyond that is a message that many listeners understand, i will not deny that many fans don’t truly get the message. But realize that most of us do get the message. The dark carnival represents judgment for all your sins, each jokers card represents an entity that will judge you in different ways. anyone who really gets the message knows this. they know to respect one another treat each other like family. the ones that consider themselves a gang and commit gang related crimes don’t understand this, the ones that commit heinous crimes don’t understand this. you shouldn’t judge a group based solely on its downfalls and the people that give it a bad name. I sincerely hope you take a good look at both sides of the coin before you flip it.

    P.S. if you wish to reply i would enjoy a debate over the subject. i would welcome your point of view on this matter.

  29. i can agree i need to sit down drink a montain dew cause thats the real drink of the juggalos and linsten to the words of every song on each card and then u earn the right to start sayin some dumbass shit that will get ur head knocked of juggalo ryda 4life

  30. Why tf do people diss icp and juggalo’s ? No matter your opinion ima be down with the clown and i’m down for life yo. FUCK YOUR OPINION! And btw, not all lo’s and lette’s are high school drop-out’s , not all are dumb, not all have bad hygiene. And not all are fat and ugly. Just to let you know, i shower every day, i make all a’s and b’s in school with a couple c’s. My gpa is like 3.7. I’m far from fat and ugly. I’m actually a really pretty juggalette for your information.
    Yep, i’ve been locked up most of my teenage life. But that’s not gonna stop me from being successful. So before you judge MY family actually sit down and learn about this shit. I dont go around dissing other people’s beliefs. So stfu. You’ll believe when you’re in Hell’s Pit, you fucking biggot. Mmfwcl. Whoop whoop mothafucka’s.

  31. You’re such a fucking huge ignoramus. Juggalette’s and Juggalo’s are no way a “gang” , they happen to be some of the nicest and most welcoming and friendliest and funniest people i have ever met. They have the biggest hearts, and i’m happy, proud to be considered one of them.

  32. I can’t read any of the comments written by the Juggalos.

  33. This is utter crap. We are not in a cult. I’m a juggalette, a straight A student with a full scholarship to Ohio State University. Just because some over protective parents heard a few songs, not all of ICP, KMK, ABK, Twizted, Boondox, Hopsin,etc etc, are bad. There’s miracles, Vera Lee, we all fall, and many more that aren’t violent. So when you decide to stop being judgemental on something you know nothing about, pay close attention. Oh and Shangri-la (the dark carnival) is an analogy for Heaven.

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