How to be a Juggalo?


CORVALLIS, Ore. — One of two Corvallis teens arrested after a string of attacks on homeless men faces formal charges of robbery and assault, while the other young man had his charges dismissed in exchange for his testimony.

Police arrested Jonathan Appelt and Robert Griffin on suspicion the two were beating up homeless men and robbing them. Police suspect the two have an affiliation with a criminal street gang that dresses like clowns. Police said Appelt had a hatchet in his possession at the time of his arrest like the one carried by the Hatchetman of the Insane Clown Posse, some of whose fans gave rise to the Juggalo gang, according to law enforcement.

This week, a grand jury indicted Appelt on robbery and assault charges. Benton County prosecutors dropped the charges against Griffin in exchange for his testimony before the grand jury.

How to be a juggalo

1 Attack the homeless

2 carry weapons

2.5 listen to icp – insane clown posse

3 Rob the homeless

4 wear hatchet men

5 snitch of your juggalo fam to save your ass

WHOOP WHOOP

24 responses to “How to be a Juggalo?

  1. I think this whole thing is ridiculous! We Juggalos and Juggalettes don’t go around doing the shit they are listing. We keep to our mother fucking selves and don’t give a fuck what other people do. We are a family and we have NEVER gone out and tagged an area. We are NOT white supremacists. We don’t give a fuck what color you are…and we definitely don’t go around mugging people. The Lyrics are just that, LYRICS and it doesn’t say anywhere to go out and do these things. Music is an expression and an outlet. If you confuse that then it’s your own damn fault. And for the Record…we’d sooner rot in hell then rat out any of our family.

  2. and since this is never going to make it for the public to see because you don’t like what I have to say, you can suck my mutha fuckin mile cock! I hope you Juffalo Holocaust dip shits have fun because you’re no different than Hitler himself. Have a happy time and always remember, “If you don’t like me then you can FOOK OOF”

  3. Honestly, I have no idea what the hell your problem is. Who do you know that calls themselves a juggalo in person? By no fucking means do I consider myself one, however I have about twenty friends who do. And you know what? They aren’t white trash kids who go around beating people up and spray painting ignorant shit on walls and commit hate crimes. You seem like a complete idiot taking this much time to make a website dedicated to a bunch of people who honestly could give less of a fuck what you think. How does hating them make you any better than them? You just over all seem like a fucked up person to me haha. Lets also take a look at all the violence caused in the world by people OTHER than juggalos? If your worried about children being corrupted and violence LOOK AT THE FUCKING TELEVISION. What does it teach kids? Look at ALL the gangs instead of choosing one group who calls themselves juggalos. Think about the violence caused by REAL gangs who will fucking shoot you for wearing the wrong color. Most of what you say contradicts is self and I see no logic in your reasoning:].

  4. You obviously did post the whole article. That’s the problem what this site and their half truths. The police even said that all juggalos aren’t like that. They even said that these two idiots are giving juggalos a bad name too. You should really post the the whole article.

  5. You obviously did NOT post the whole article. That’s the problem what this site and their half truths. The police even said that all juggalos aren’t like that. They even said that these two idiots are giving juggalos a bad name too. You should really post the the whole article.

  6. this is a load of bullshit! juggalos dnt go n do evn half da shit yall claim. n da ppl dat do claim it r just fucking posers. if ur gona post shit like dis at least post ALL of it nt just da half dat makes us look bad. and we would NEVER rat on our fam eva honestly i think id rather jump out a 56 story building and rot in hell. this site is nada but haters, ppl honestly have nada better to do than hate on us? wtf is dat shit… get a fucking life.

    mmfwcl,

    Jagger
    ~T.F.M. rYdA~

  7. WTF!!!! THAT SHIT IS A LIE!!! U DNT HAVE TO LISTEN TO ICP U DNT HAVE TO WEAR HATCHETMAN U DNT HAVE TO HATE OR ATTACK THE FUCKIN HOMELESS THIS IS ALL BULLSHIT WE ARE A FUCKIN FAMILY NOT A GANG IM A JUGGALETTE N I HELP AN VOLUNTEER AT THE HOMELESS SHELTER SO U NEED TO FUCKIN FIX THIS DUMB ASS WEBSITE!!! IF UR GUNNA DISS US AT LEAST GET UR FUCKIN FACTS STRAIT!!!
    Prom Queen

  8. How to be a juggalo

    1 BE FUCKIN TRUE TO UR SELF.

    2 BE TRUE TO UR FAM

    3 REPRESENT PROUDLY!

    WHOOP WHOOP

    FUCK THE HATERS!

  9. AND AS FOR THROWIN OUR OUR SIGN “whoop whoop” FROM A HATERS MOUTH.

    SHUT IT BEFORE ITS SLICED!

  10. west coast jugg here! who ever made this fucking stupid site should be judged by jack just wait and see, fucking pussey faggets MCL TO MY LOOOS AND LEETTES

  11. Alright for one and this is what pissed me off the fucking most. The fucking family does not rat on eachother to save our asses. We fucking go down together and are ready to fight for eachother so this isnt even fucking close to right. And those who do rat out on eachother are fucking juffalos not a Juggalo or Lette. Dude why cant you just leave us alone. We might rap about killing and death and shit but you have to kno what were about. Its all bout the Juggalo/Lette Family. Its not just ICP… Its Boondox and Twiztid and ABK and AMB and Dark Lotus and Psychopathic Rydas dude. Just leave us the fuck alone and we will leave you alone. I mean wtf is so hard about that?!
    Wickedlette is fucking right. stay true to the fucking family and be your goddamn self.

    BUT NO WE CANT FUCKING DO THAT WITHOUT BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKERS JUDGING US EVERYWHERE WE FUCKING GO!!! IT WASNT A GODDAMN PROBLEM TIL NOW SO YOU KNO WHAT?! FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU JH MOTHERFUCKERS STAND FOR CUZ YOU HAVE TO HAVE AN ARMY TO BEAT US!!!! YOU KILL OFF ONE AND 30 MORE TAKE OUR PLACE YOU WILL NEVER KILL US!!!!!

    MCL TO ALL MY FAMILY AND STAND FOR WHAT YOU GOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Fuck sakes, the very fact that kids to adults wear makeup and run around committing mindless crimes and engaging in anti-social behavior amuses me. Quit your BK jobs and go to school you useless fucks.

  13. whoop whoop!!!!!!!!!

    This is toxic and thats bull shet how there careing the juggalo name tru fucking mud thats why people dont like us becouse of stupit mather fuckers like them.If your a true juggalo u will never drag the juggalo name true mud fucking mud you son of a bitches to the other reall juggalo i said whoop whoop!!!!!!!!!!

  14. LAWLS at fuck everything

    It’s people like you who amuse me you waste of organic material. Thanks for giving me a chuckle you Schweinhund.

  15. Whoever made this juggalo holocaust is a hater.
    He/she is obviously making almost everything up on this website.
    I caught a few repeats of names on different posts.
    Either way, I enjoy reading all this because it makes me smile knowing is going through all this trouble just to hate on me and my family.
    If only they had a life…

  16. I listen to icp and twiztid some boodox and pot luck and so on… Never once have they sent out the message “rob some bums” shit they say to love the poor. These guys violent j and shaggy 2 dope they are the shit beacause they started a movement. I dont call myself a juggalette or nottin im just ashleigh.. Got into icp over the past 4 years and have been.rockin to em ever since.. Ive been to shows filled with fago fans and mmfcl! Its a beautiful thing. So two jack-offs start shit and everyone needs someone to blame…! God forbid someone said the shits are just plain out dumb.. Or what is someone said what did the parents do to mess up these boys heads.. Listen to the music, look up the words.. Its about respect for one another, family. Its an outlet where we who have been socially rejected can feel at home.. Finally.. With mad matha f*ing clown love for Everyone! Listen to icp’s “lets go all the way” or twiztids “i’m different” its about not hating what you see in the mirror, or always trying to please everyone, its about standing up for yourself against chicken heads like you…and its about stading up for your family you “hommie” j-u-double g-a-l-o!

  17. this web site is awsome! i luv all the people who hate on juggalos because they aint got fam like us. And if they want to talk shit and not tell the whole story, let them cause it just shows that they want to stoop to a gangs level and hate on others just because of wat we wear and how we act likes are selvs no matter who were around and wat were doin. And just cause those two fuckt up and did somthing stupid and had a hatchet at the time they atuomaticaly assume it was a juggalo,and maybe it was but no true juggalo would rat out family, so obviosly he aint true. So we should luv these juggalo holocaust people for being haters because now we have more people to sit back and laugh at.HA HA HA HA.

  18. All of you juggafags need to take a remedial English class.

    Pathetic dropout fucks.

  19. so you dont have to have a faygo shower to b a juggalo????

  20. what ah lame… who ever came up wit dis website is fuckin dumb as hell… thys is jus ah website to piss us all the fuck off…… oh an nigha…… how we kno yu aint no damn drop out stupid fuck.. hahahaha. yu make me laugh nigha.. we don go round robbin da homeless, or hurtin dem… i mean really ur ah dumbass!!! get ah life all yu juggalo~juggalette haterz… ima lette n i don appreciate none these lies. nigha. drop dead.

    gang affiliated….. psh. nigha get it right…. F A M I L Y ❤

  21. This is an instance of two ignorant idiots who call themselves juggalos and do stupid crap like this. People who hate on juggalos usually hate bcuz of their own ignorance about the subject they hate. Ive been a juggalo for a few years and ive never had a problem with the police or any gangs for that matter. Im an average middle class guy who likes the music because it helps me release tension and vent about things that piss me off. And if you dont like tht than you can fuck off
    mcl

  22. Fuc da haters day can rot in hell we all just a family not fukin gang bangers or shit. 1. Dont eva rat your family or homies. 2. If you got a problem with the juggalos you can go fuck yourself. Keep it real. Juggalfoe out

  23. Also for all you juggalos out their dont you agree dat justin bieber can fuck him self and just die. Juggalfoe out

  24. alright, so, i read this, and the whole time, i was thinking, “what the fuck is this dude’s problem?” don’t bash Juggalos/Lettes just for what they are, that’d be like people judging me because i’m a punk rocker. it’s fucking stupid, really. Y’all go ahead ad paint your faces! carry your hatchet! wear your Hatchet Gear! don’t let ignorant fucks like this get too you, he’s just a stupid fuckin’ person who can’t even find something better too do then hate on a random group. what’s next, you gonna make a “Punker Holocaust”? same fucking thing, just we’re into punk, and they’re into Horrorcore type stuff. that’s cool with me, i’ll admit it, The Headless Boogie is one of the sickest fucking songs i’ve ever heard, and i fucking love In Yo Face, but just because i like a few of the jams doesn’t mean i’m a part of the Fam! remember that bro (:

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