Monthly Archives: February 2010

What is a Juggalette ?


How to be a juggalette …

what is a juggalette ? Land of the banned discusses what a juggalette is .

watch this highly informative video with pictures of 99% of the juggalette population .

Juggalette (the latter being feminine) is a name given to fans of Insane Clown Posse or any other Psychopathic Records hip hop group , shunned from society due to their looks. Juggalettes have developed their own idioms, slang and characteristics however their looks are not accepted in the mainstream of society.

other definitions include

A juggalette is a morbidly obese and/or borderline-retarded teenage girl who has zero friends other than fellow Clown Syndrome patients and listens to the Insane Clown Posse religiously. They come from a usually poor background (reason why they pretend to be tough) most of which becoming pregnant by the time they are 17 after drinking faygo and pretending to be drunk. They typically have worst-case-scenario acne and have an outer layer of lard around the brain that slows even the most basic cognitive ability, usually their love life does not exist beyond internet cybersex with juggalos.

An American white trash female who suffers from loose virtues, dellusions of: grandure, toughness, self worth and intelligence. Common practices include: the dawning of rediculous clown makeup, having sex with any and all males who go by the title Juggalo, making online videos in which they threaten bodily harm against men they do not know with no intention of acting upon these idol fantasies. Silly and embarrasing though they may be, they are perhaps more than anything else, symbols of middle class white America’s loss of identity and principle.

Juggalette’s are usually white racists, lower middle class, trashy girls who associate with the band ICP. They are pretty much all skanky as hell so they’re pretty easy to score with, but none the less they are obnoxious as f*ck and just simply unpleasant to be around. In fact I really recommend not doing a juggalette, not because of all the venereal diseases, but because when you wake up the next morning your going to be like “sh*t”

a “juggalette” is a IMMATURE female who is obsessed with ICP (Insane Clown Posse). They dress like retards and therefore they are retards. If you see a “juggalette”, then get the fuck away before you too before corrupt.

so what is a juggalette tell us now

Should juggalos be allowed to have children?


Just a quick video showing youtube how juggalos are bad parents
look at how these poor kids are getting treated by parents with violent lyrics , face paint on innocent helpless children and unhealthy faygo poured down their throats , all because some band told them too.
clearly juggalos keep your musical crap from your children and give them a shot at life instead of taking them down to the gutter with you – just look at Anabelle Lotus.
JH will be running a orphanage for all juggalo children.

Should Hatchets be banned from retard juggalos


Ban hatchet sales to juggalos..

In every issue of this fine rag my hack team of wannabe journalists and I tackle some of the most laughable criminal acts that have recently happened in our area. Then – if we’re doing our job – we write about those crimes in a way that makes you chuckle, or at the very least makes you think about something other than how pissed off you are to be watching the Olympics on tape delay.

It’s not the most important of jobs, but someone has to do it. At the Weekly Volcano Crime Desk – along with playing ridiculous amounts of iPhone Scrabble – it’s our life’s work.

This week’s Ragnet takes us to Pierce County, where sometimes drunks on bikes get a wee bit agro.

Enjoy. – Matt Driscoll

If you’re an average, normal person chances are you’ve long since forgot about them.

I’m talking, of course, about the Insane Clown Posse – and embarrassing adolescent relic of a past time, you’d hope. Like Fred Durst and that godforsaken “Butterfly” song, it’s an era we would have been lucky to never consider again.

This week, however, Pierce County was reminded that the Insane Clown Posse lives on in the hearts and minds of many a disaffected, trashy Pierce County youth – and we best not forget.

According to published reports, last Tuesday, Feb. 9 an angry 18-year-old with a beef tracked down a Pierce County sheriff’s deputy at his home. Though the deputy was listed as only “Mr. Smith” in court documents and subsequent reports, what allegedly transpired is crystal clear – and considering recent events it’s at least as downright scary as it is bafflingly moronic.

According to reports, Joshua Paul Yacovone, who has since been arraigned in Pierce County Superior Court on charges of third-degree assault and intimidating a public servant, was stopped by “Officer Smith” earlier in the day – 3:30 a.m., to be exact. Yacovone was riding his bike on 66th Avenue East in the postcard town of Frederickson, and perhaps the sight of someone cruising on a bike at 3:30 a.m. in Frederickson stirs suspicions.

Upon contact with Officer Smith, Yacovone allegedly told the officer he’d been drinking, and was a “Hatchet” – a term that, apparently, Pierce County Sheriff’s deputies are trained to associate with the Insane Clown Posse.

After being cited and released by Officer Smith for minor in possession earlier in the day, around 8:10 p.m. Yacovone approached Smith at his home as he walked from his house to the patrol car parked in his driveway. According to the reports, Yacovone was upset and accused Officer Smith of “taking his money” during their earlier meeting. According to the Weekly Volcano’s own investigative reporting, Yacovone was probably also ranting about how face paint is actually cool and living in a trailer with a third grade reading level isn’t that bad.

Standing in his driveway, an angry “Hatchet” approaching, and knowing this is the type of Juggalo not afraid to drunkenly ride his bike at 3:30 a.m. in Frederickson, Officer Smith did the only rationale thing he could do.

He calmly pointed his riffle at Mr. Yacovone, the dangerous Juggalo – who, of course, then got the hell out of dodge.

Yacovone was arrested at his residence a short time later – which is almost certainly his mom’s single wide. – Jimbo Utsler, Juggalo Crime Correspondent

Bad Juggalo parents – name child Lance Blaze Juggalo , commits crimes


The Whatcom County Sheriff’s Office lists the following people as being booked into the Whatcom County Jail.

Feb. 8, 2010

Curtis Clint Crosby, booked by the Lummi Nation Police Department on investigation of third-degree assault and battery and failure to appear for fourth-degree assault, third-degree malicious mischief and to show cause for failure to pay.
Click here to find out more!

Timothy Joel Waters, booked by the Everson Police Department for second-degree trespassing.

Mark S. Foster, booked by the Bellingham Police Department on investigation of third-degree assault and indecent exposure.

Mark Alan Todhal, booked by the Bellingham Police Department on investigation of indecent exposure.

Charles Roy Jackson, booked by the Lummi Nation Police Department for third-degree assault and battery, disorderly conduct and failure to appear for driving under the influence with no valid operator’s license.

David Rourke Burnett, booked by the Washington State Patrol for driving under the influence.

Daniel Edward Johnson, booked by the Ferndale Police Department for two counts of second-degree murder.

Jeffrey Lynn Hefner, booked by the Sumas Police Department for a Department of Corrections secretary’s warrant.

John Patrick Ashing, booked by the Blaine Police Department for fourth-degree assault.

Todd Stacey Pruitt, booked by the Department of Corrections on investigation of possession of methamphetamines and a DOC secretary’s warrant.

Brady Michael Maguire, booked by the Department of Corrections for a DOC secretary’s warrant.

Enrique R. Rodgriquez, booked by the Blaine Police Department on investigation of second-degree burglary.

Andrew Michael Lacy, booked by the Ferndale Police Department for failure to appear for third-degree driving with a suspended license.

Kyle Matthew Logghe, booked by the Whatcom County Sheriff’s Office for fourth-degree assault.

Pamela Kay Gilbert, booked by the Washington State Patrol for failure to appear for third-degree driving with a suspended license and third-degree theft.

James Blaine Stanley, booked by the Whatcom County Sheriff’s Office for stalking and fourth-degree assault.

Victor A. Villarreal, booked by the Bellingham Police Department for failure to appear for no valid operator’s license and third-degree driving with a suspended license.

Dustin Louis Madere, booked by the Washington State Patrol on investigation of a fugitive warrant for theft out of Upshur County, Texas.

Christopher Hartley Scaling, booked by the Western Washington University Police Department on investigation of first-degree trafficking stolen property.

Lance Blaze Juggalo, booked by the Bellingham Police Department for a Department of Corrections secretary’s warrant.

seriously naming a child Lance Blaze Juggalo is asking for jail time …

Juggalo holocaust – The album H8 Club


http://www.planet-lotb.com/forum/index.php

h8 club kill everyone back on top
h8 club kill everyone back on top back

shout outs to the crime family

Featuring
Killa mo 187 , Rob D , King Rage , Critty , 2.F.A.C.E , Big Kurt , Rancid Child , EkX, Legend Kontract Killas and MiStA_mEnAcE

One of the biggest supergroups to hit rap since the Wu Tang Clan and La Coka Nostra.
The H8 Club mixes all styles of Hip Hop music and have banded together to bring Hip Hop back to it’s Roots

On a short video clip posted on YouTube, Killa mo took time out
from a studio session to speak on the upcoming
collaboration, entitled Hyrule Hyphy. “It’s
official, I got the album coming this summer,” he said.
“H8 Club Juggalo Holocaust,Kill Everyone Back on top. gonna be
crazy, y’all gonna love it like my step dads blazer.

Its out

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Track Listing

01 01:04 H8 Club – Warning to Juggalos
02 01.16 H8 Club – Rob D and Rancid Discuss Album
03 01:35 H8 Club – Kill the Server
04 00:08 H8 Club – Dont Mess With JH Ft. King Rage
05 01.08 H8 Club – Cowardz Juggalo Holocaust Remix
06 00:43 H8 Club – Juggalos on youtube ft. King Rage
07 02:47 H8 Club – Race war Ft Killa mo 188 and 186
08 04:02 H8 Club – Volume 1 Sampler

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New Juggalo holocaust Site and Forums


The New Juggalo holocaust and tulsa anti juggalo league head quarters can be found at
http://planet-lotb.com/
and the new juggalo holocaust forums where we discuss plans , new vids and recruit new members to help fight the war can be found at
http://planet-lotb.com/forum/index.php

NO JUGGALOS ALLOWED

James Bucheger Juggalo holocaust insider – you will be comended for your actions


juggalo holocaust

FRESNO, Calif. (KFSN) — A burglary suspect in Madera County claims to be a member of a violent face-painting gang. Nineteen-year-old James Bucheger of Oakhurst, is in jail — accused of breaking into two cabins near Bass Lake.

Bucheger told deputies — he’s a Juggalo. The Juggalos claim they’re just extreme fans of the band “Insane Clown Posse”. But many law enforcement agencies consider them — a violent street gang.

Deputies found the suspect covered in blood at a third home where a party was taking place. The two burglarized homes had smashed windows and blood splattered throughout them.
(Copyright ©2010 KFSN-TV/DT. All Rights Reserved.)

you will be commended james , keep the juggalo holocaust name burning .

Aryan race- The secret behind racist juggalos


Juggalos believe in WHITE POWER! THIS IS OUR WORLD! WOOP WOOP! MMFWCL TO ALL MY REAL (aryan) JUGGALOS! once agains juggalos prove that the majority are racist thugs … is this what you want your children to become .. Ban Icp === JH