It was on a show called “JAIL” on SpikeTV.
He was in shaggy paint and all. He was in jail for sexual battery on a minor or something. Clearly on drugs.
The officer asked “What is your sexual preference? Males, females, bisexual?”, and he replied, “Neither”. Then he said “I know how these places work. If the inmates don’t get me, the guards will.” And the guard said “you watch too much TV”.