Daily Archives: August 26, 2010

Support punch a juggalo day

This october 31st support punch a juggalo day , be on the lookout for hatchet men , juggalos wont know what hit them.

Juggalo gang in sandy – SALT LAKE CITY

More and more concerned residents are speaking out about the juggalo gang problem in Sandy – Salt lake city. More and more police call outs and reports are occuring at a Sandy park and concered residents have had enough. A Juggalo by the Name of Katrina Lette has told planet-lotb news that “yeah we more then a gang , we more then a cult wes a family” . Juggalo gang is wide spread in utah with reports of the juggalo gang in Draper, Murray, South Jordan, Herriman, and Salt Lake. A local resident Bruce irving living near the park has told of their disgust “sure some are innocet but the others do some crazy things its like some sort of jones town rituals taking place yelling stuff about carnivals while throwing bottles around , its disgusting “.

After the attack on Tila Tequila at the gathering of the juggalos , more and more reports of the juggalo gang are surfacing , please be on the look out for some common gang paraphenlia such as a hatchet man – a logo of a clown carrying a meat cleaver , face paint , faygo bottles , gang hand signs in the shape of a WC – for wicked clown and the juggalo gang call sign Whoop Whoop.

National Punch A Juggalo Day – October 31st

This Halloween aka Hallowicked juggalos wont know what hit them with the first annual punch a juggalo day.
Rules are simple -National Punch A Juggalo Day a fun day for all the true juggalo family WHOOP WHOOP MMFWCL

national punch a juggalo day

Jh with support from Planet lotb has started the first anti juggalo holiday – national punch a juggalo day – October 31st of every year  – More news to follow.

A Day in the life of a Juggalo


what do juggalos do all day heres the answer.
0703: Browse Vaginarium
0704: Get off
0706: Go to Juggalo News
0707: Remember that your fingers are sticky
0708: Clean up
0709: Begin posting
0800: Continue posting
0900: Still posting feverishly
0934: Need to piss
0935: Continue posting regardless
1000: Still need to piss, but too busy posting.
1029: Piss in nearby bottle to avoid posting delays
1034: Eat a burrito and consider getting dressed.
1035: Decide to remain nude
1036: Continue posting
1100: Posting
1200: Posting
1300: Posting
1400: Posting
1451: Troll Youtube
1914: Call for pizza
1915: Continue trolling
2001: Ignore knock at door in order to continue pissing of stupid people
2040: Wonder where the fucking pizza guy is
2045: Call pizza hut and complain
2057: Receive free pizza
2100: Go to http://planet-lotb.com to see what you have missed
2102: Browse Vaginarium again
2140: Rush to door in boxers to barely catch the pizza guy
2142: Receive pizza
2143: Close door, realize that dick is fully exposed through front of boxers.
2144: Turn several shades of red.
2146: Eat with one hand, post with other.
2341: Troll youtube some more.
0219: Fall asleep at computer posting on the ICP Miracles video.
0700: Repeat


Juggalos Brainwash Child

wont someone think of the children

Using a child as a tool to promote a band ….