Daily Archives: September 9, 2010

Jims GUIDE TO JUGGALOS


PART 1

Chapter #1: The Insane Clown Posse & Juggalo Rappers…

I’m sick of Juggalos. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m a juggalo and always will be. But it’s just the fact of every single Juggalo I meet or talk to always wants to be just like the Insane Clown Pussies!! They all want to be rappers just like everyone else and they always rap about the same thing, over and over and over!! They sit there and claim to be ‘rappers’. They rap about the same thing, death this, kill that and how they’re all ‘outsiders’!! YEAH FUCKING RIGHT! It is basically impossible for these juggalo rappers to write a song about anything else but these few topics, and it just sickens me. I will admit, I used to be just a juggalo rapper with a dream to be a famous rapper…way before anyone else wanted to do the same.

I realised that a majority of juggalo rappers will say the exact samething in almost every song they write and will represent for they’re ‘juggalo family’ and them only. Truth is, that’s all they can think of. I mean, not all juggalo rappers are this way though. I mean, Kottonmouth Kings, Tech N9ne, Brotha Lynch Hung and others. I just get sick of juggalo rappers sticking to ICP’s nuts and that only. Look at my old homie, Brotha Scrub Da Sik aka Brotha Scrub the Bitch…he is super stuck behind these clowns and that’s all he will ever be!! Another old homie of mine, MC Glitch aka MySpace Bitch the Rapist, he’s stuck on Eminem’s nuts like crazy. All these people will never make it anywhere if they stick to one type of style.

Chapter #2: Juggalos In General…

Do you know how humiliating it is to tell someone that your favorite band to listen to is the Insane Clown Posse?? It fucking sucks!! But the one thing I love more than anything in this world that ICP has created for me and my homies…Making fun of Juggalos!! Me and my homies are all Juggalos and Thuggalos alike…but the funnest thing in the world to do is to cruise to the local hang out where you know where all the Juggalos are and just sit there in a car and bump Eminem rolling passed them screaming fuck Juggalos!! It’s fucking hilarious!! I will say this and only say this once to all you Juggalos…

When it comes to the real world, involving the real shit, ICP can’t and will NEVER save you!! Your so-called ‘Juggalo Family’ won’t bail your ass either…cuz they’re too deep in their own shit already!! Their always poor, bumming money off people, claiming to be ‘INSANE” when in reality they just wanna be cool, they wear the same clothes and look disgusting, they hardly ever take showers, and they just are the wrong people to hang out with in general. I hate hanging out with any other Juggalos than the ones I’ve known for years!!

“Juggalos are insane people who can’t do anything!” That’s a lie. I’ve heard this for years. People won’t hire juggalos. They’re considered GANG MEMBERS!! You’d be better off being a Crip or a Blood. At least you get money, hos and respect from them. Now they are really crazy…not this fake ass bull shit called juggalos!! The only reason teenagers and youth become juggalos in the first place is to ‘fit in’. They only do it because certain people think it’s cool.

It’s really not that cool to be homeless, claim to be insane, constanly be dirty and nasty, having people stab you in the back when you say “I like Eminem!”, smoking pot, being lazy and not having a care in the world. Trust me, I lived this life for years before realizing that Juggalos are a bunch of fake people who only care about what other people think. You may think it’s backwards…but in fact, Juggalos care about what people think. That’s why most of them cut themselves, they cry when their so-called friends start beating your ass for talking shit about the so called ‘hatchet’. Fuck. Soon, on YouTube, I will have an interview with a bunch of my homies that I’ve known for years and years about why they think Juggalos suck and why they don’t do that anymore. One of them, Joker, the most gothic juggalo in the state, is now a Hollister wearing preppy boy! He’s still my nigga and I kick it with him…but it’s the fact of it’s not something you actually want.

My girlfriend’s older brother, claims to be a juggalo, he has a new Juggalo at least once a week sleeping on his couch and eating his food for free!! He says “That’s what family do for each other!” NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE! If it came down to it, her brother would beat the fuck and kill anyone who did something tragic to him or his family. I just can’t stand it anymore. It’s bull shit.

Chapter #3: Jugga-Lettes…

Juggalettes…they always look the same to me. Either tweaker ass bitches who would do anything for drugs, or fat ass nasty hos who would fuck anyone for no reason!! They always get pregnant some way or another and get pissed off and cry when someone says they hate them. Truth is, no female looks hot in facepaint!! It’s just not healthy!!

That’s it on this guide for now…will be posting up more here in the next few weeks!!

Have a nice gangsta filled day…LOL!

Your homie,
– Jim

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