Just a quick play through of the juggalo rpg
you make a new guy and it
Asks these lovely questions
What do you recall doing as a child?
Killing a lot of woodland creatures (Dark Arts)
Dabbling in mystical forces (Mystical Powers)
Master of stealth and assassin skills (Ninja)
Flirting (Seductive Skills)
Stealing from the rich and giving to yourself (Thieving Skills)
i picked flirting because anyone can get a lette so i lets go shopping lets try
ABK is posted up behind a counter and ignores the fuck out of you as you enter, but you know from experience that he has his glass eye on every move you make. He may be a just a weapons merchant, but he is twisted enough to snatch a hatchet in one hand and a machete in the other in order to kill mightier men than you.
The bloody hilt of a rusty butcher knife protrudes out of his back pocket; its glow of red in the torch light not much brighter than the gleam off of ABK’s face paint, kept pasty mostly as a strategic advantage.
ABK finally flips you off, pulling his lips back to expose sharpened crooked teeth with an look in his eye as if another dead body would make him happy. You mosh toward the counter and stare in awe at the shiny contraptions, trying not to look too much like a poser. ABK glares at you and says, “0 for your Fists. Just click on the weapon you want.” He says, running his tongue over his wicked grill. He stands there a few seconds, snapping his fingers and wondering if that is what is meant by “click,” before returning to his evil doing: standing there and looking skitsofrantic
nice i purchased a bottle of faygo now i can attack tila tequila
now next door to 2dope armor
Shaggy 2Dope greets you with a bloody smile as you walk into his shop, which is right next to ABK’s Weapons. His clown costume is brightly colored, except for the occasional spattered blood and grass stains. His outfit is almost (but not quite) enough to make you look away from all the shiny warez he has displayed in front of you. .
i dont have enough money to do anything just like a real juggalo
go to the bank and they will only lend me 20 bucks – just like a real juggalo
so i go looking for work – there isnt any but you can go to a moruge and a kissing booth ..
And a juggalo gang head quaters
You stand in the center of a great marble lobby filled with pillars. All around the walls of the lobby are various doors which lead to various Gang Headquarters. The doors each possess a variety of intricate mechanisms which are obviously elaborate locks designed to be opened only by those who have been educated on how to operate them. Nearby, you watch another Ninja glance about nervously to make sure no one is watching before touching various levers and knobs on the door. With a large metallic “Chunk” the lock on the door disengages, and the door swings silently open, admitting the Ninja before slamming shut.
In the center of the lobby sits a highly polished desk, behind which sits Kotton Kandy, the Gang registrar. She can take your filing for a new gang, or accept your application to an existing gang.
You are not a member of any gang.
a list of gangs
• Big Money Hustlaz (37 members)
• Hatchet Army (20 members)
• Twiztid Clownz (16 members)
• TS Rydas (16 members)
• Dangerous jesters (6 members)
• Serial Killer (5 members)
• Juggalo World Order (4 members)
• For The Horde (4 members)
• Cleveland NINJAS (3 members)
dead dirty carnys (2 members)
• happy harrasment (2 members)
• Sativa Saints (1 member)
bored i log off