The Amazing Jeckel Brothers promote holocausts


the amount of juggalos ranting against the word holocaust when icp used it to promote a album makes juggalos look even more stupid.

His evil influence flows from the city streets like red molten ooze, filling every alley and gutter. There are those who are burnt by it, like the charred remains of a napalm strike. He moves in silence, yet with his heat comes ear-shattering screams as the masses are scorched in his choking smoke of corruption. His fire consumes like a lethal injection flowing through the veins of a dying convict. Hosts of small red ants crawl in the wake of his presence, biting and stinging flesh. His holocaust fills the woods of hope and prosperity like a wave of hungry piranhas on a newborn lamb. He goes by many names, but for now let it be spoken like the force of a fireball bursting into a crowd. He’s Jack, pure and simple… Jack Jeckel.

His glow of compassion kindles the heart, like a campfire on a cold winter’s eve. His embers burn eternally, spreading the flame of mercy like a warm blanket over the shoulders of a vagabond. His kindness is fueled by sympathy for human suffering, but his inferno of righteous cause, incinerates creatures of sin to ash. The torch of his salvation guides wanderers in the dark abyss to freedom. Its flaring sparks float on the winds of change, like soaring birds recently freed from a dreary cage. Laughter explodes forth from the essence of his being, radiating the land with childish joy. He has many names, but for now let it be spoken like melodic music drifting through the air. He’s Jake, true indeed… Jake Jeckel.

Emerging from the Dark Carnival like phantom smoke drifting into the minds of men, they are the Amazing Jeckel Brothers. A chaotic duo of juggling masters, Jack “the sinister” and Jake “the just” juggle the sins of mortal men. The price of admission to their show is a mere human soul.

When death creeps around and life decays, the departed spirit will begin its journey. A vision of a candle will begin to form like a distant dream with billowing smoke rising from its eternal flame. In this thick haze the deceased will begin to see an image of Jake and Jack Jeckel juggling red balls between themselves. Each ball soaked in fresh blood and pulsating like an erratic living heart. For every sin committed in a mortal’s life another ball is added to their unearthly performance and the harder it becomes. The deceased will witness sinister Jack throwing Jake curves in a vile attempt to see a ball drop. For if they should fumble in their act, a pit of infinite evil shall open beneath the feet of the viewer and cast the soul into an eternity of pain and suffering. Success on the other hand, opens the gates of Shangri-La and grants one ascension into pure enlightenment and peace.

Jack and Jake Jeckel rest in all of us for they are the very fabric of our being conscience and soul. There is no escape from their Juggling act because there is no way to escape from ourselves. Only in death will we realize this as we twist and spin to the other side?

 

5 responses to “The Amazing Jeckel Brothers promote holocausts

  1. It’s funny how you fucking juggalo haters are now, riding our nuts. Using the juggalo culture and it’s family to promote your violent, yet shitty site. Also, showing up at family events, to gain “intelligence” for your new world bullshit. None of us are hiding, so I don’t understand why you are. Shit man, step up and proclaim your holocaust unity and get your asses wiped out in the process.

    SO ICP CAN SAY HOLOCAUST BUT JH CANT YOU MISS THE POINT ENTIRELY

  2. You sir, missed the point entirely. If you understood anything of what you “copied” about the Jeckel Brothers or anything of the other mythical carnival characters attributed to ICP’s Joker Card Albums, you would understand that they are all characterizations of particular aspects of the human psyche that, when let loose, cause people to act with extreme social injustice (like starting a holocaust). So, when ICP is talking about the Jeckel Brothers or even Bang! Pow! Boom! as bringing about a holocaust, it is a metaphorical representation of their visceral reaction to people like you who seem to believe that its acceptable to start a real holocaust against a group of people whom you despise.

    Who’s the stupid mutha fucka bitch-ass now?

  3. Ok, now listen very carfully. DO YOU THINK THAT EVERY GOD DAMNED RAPPER, SINGER AND SONG WRITTER SIT THERE AND FUCKING BELIEVE IN ALL ASPECTS OF THEIR WORK TO BE TRUE????? WHEN YOU LISTEN TO EMENEM (OR HOWEVER THE FUCK YOU SPELL IT) AND HES TALKING ABOUT KILLING HIS EX-WIFE YOU THINK HE MEANS THAT EVERYONE SHOULD KILL THEIR EX-WIVES? NO!!!! ITS A FIGURE OF SPEECH TO GAIN THE INTEREST OF THE LISTENER. YOU IDIOTS OUT THERE THAT THINK WE ARE ALL A BUNCH OF BLOOD-LETTING, RITUALISTIC FUCKING GANG-BANGERS NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREATHER! STRAIGHT UP! THE SAME SHIT HAS BEEN SAID BEFORE, ABOUT RUN DMC, MARILYN MANSON AND EVERYOTHER SINGER/RAPPER THAT WAS THOUGHT OF AS EVIL. ITS A PERSONA THAT THEY CREATE AND THE PEOPLE THAT ARE FANS EXPECT IT. BESIDES WHICH ICP ISNT EVIL. THEY REPEAT IT OVER AND OVER, THEY JUST HAVE A DIFFERENT WAY OF THINKING WHEN IT COMES TO THOSE WHO ARE BIGGOTS, RACIST, RAPERS, ABUSERS, AND ALL AROUND SINNERS THAT TAKE PRIDE IN MAKING OTHERS HURT, KILLING THEM. AND ITS NOT ALWAYS BY THEIR HANDS BUT BY THE MEANS GIVEN TO THEM BY GOD. WHY DONT YOU GO LOOK UP SOME OF THE LYRICS FOR SHANGRI-LA, AND THEN TELL ME HOW YOU THINK YOU STUPID ASSHOLE.

    ESHAM IS THE DARK CARNIVAL

  4. ….. come on! you copyed and pasted that from a website that I”VE been to {cuz i love the amazing jeckle brothers CD it’s the wicKed shit man…} it’s just a poetic description to tell you wtf they are lol

  5. I waited all my life for a family like this and you are getting on my nerves by dissing us. We do not follow J and Shaggy, like some sort of cult. However, we do look to them as leaders.

    YES YOU DO I GOT MORE EVIDENCE ON YOUR CULT

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