Daily Archives: February 1, 2011

Juggalo invites Juggalo Holocaust to – St. Valentine’s Night Of The Axe Mini-Gathering

A Juggalo has invited the Jh to Feb 12 JH Event

St. Valentine’s Night Of The Axe Mini-Gathering

heres the invite from their spokesman Juggalo936

“How about this.. feb 12… texas night of the axe.. Bet no dumb fuck would sport JH or talk about hatin juggalos there get your shit fucked up. Fuckin PUSSIES. Keep this site up, your ignorance fuels this shit.”

Saturday, February 12 at 7:00 PM
Host: Houston Juggalos Dot Com
Walter’s On Washington
4215 Washington Ave

Feb 12 JH Event

Wud up fam. Houston Juggalos up in this bitch lettin ya’ll muthafackoos & muthafackettes know we puttin it down and bringin family together for V-Day. We doin it up this year with a fresh ass JUGGALO FAMILY TATTOO CONTEST (tattoos entered must be juggalo related) and we puttin it down with a fresh ass FAYGO WET T-SHIRT CONTEST (contestants must be 17 or older). And that’s just the contest ninjaz. we wioll also be peelin your wig back with underground freshness with live performances by : YOUNG SLICC, S.E.J., A.M.S.K., UNSPEAKABLE SYMBOL, D.K.A., LOST NINJAS, & MIKE TERROR. The event is ALL AGES WELCOME. Admission will Be $5 at the door. Must have valid photo id on hand if you plan to drink. Doors will open at 7pm. All contest will be at the end of the night after the live performances. We doin a juggalo wedding at the v-day show as well. whoop whoop mmfcl

Feb 12 JH Event – For everyone attending and more discussion.

Juggalo holocaust influences next jokers card – mighty death pop

Looks like the juggalo holocaust , the attack by juggalos on tila tequila and alleged bias media influenced mighty death pop.

From a juggalo

“It’s currently in production as of earlier this month, Violent J said himself that all of the anger they’ve had pent up from all the bs, like the juggalo holocaust, tila tequila, and biased media coverage, would be poured into this album, the 2nd of the next 6 jokers cards of the new hand…so I ask: What are you expecting? What is your take on it, how do you think it’ll sound? We may have gotten a sneak peak of whats to come with the songs “scary kids”, “this halloween is crazy” and “born on halloween” with violent j and vanilla ice, all made for hallowicked. ”

Insane Clown Posse – Great Milenko Review

Classic post from the now archived insane clown pussies website big shout out to the owners of the site and the great work they provided over the years.

Insane Clown Posse – Great Milenko Review

More like Great Mistinko.

The Great Milenko, ICP’s “fourth joker card,” promises “a parade of freaks, jugglers and death.” What is this? The Bush Administration? Nope, it’s sixteen tracks of crap that millions of people bought, listened to and still, so help us, enjoy on a daily basis as they drive their beat-up Grand Ams to their fast food jobs.

What’s always bothered me most about this album is how many times ICP contradicts themselves. Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope claim to have been visited by the spirit of the Dark Carnival and were given “a specific message telling the world to change their evil ways before the end consumes us all” – yet the only way they can ever figure out how to solve their problems is by resorting to violence. The lame “rapping” found on “How Many Times” and “Hall of Illusions” is a perfect example of the dichotomy found throughout the album and illustrates this point. ICP finds fault in men that beat their wives…but it’s OK for ICP to kill these villains in violent ways. It’s wrong for motorists to honk their horns at Violent J but OK for him to beat them up for doing so. It’s wrong to be rich but OK slit the throat of someone because they’re wealthy. It’s OK kill “the dirty old man in the trailer park” (presumably because he’s dirty). And on and on. Violence solves violence often seems to be the message.

ICP constantly resorts to profanity because there’s nothing vaguely hardcore about them. Most of the songs on Great Milenko are imagined revenges for imagined slights. When it comes to real life, all ICP can muster to rap about is going to the DMV to pay parking tickets, getting stuck in traffic and having their stereo (which doesn’t work) stolen.

Where ICP falls short in the street rep category they more than excel in the stripping-the-pockets-of-fools category as evidenced by the mob of fans they’ve created, the Juggalos. Well, I hate to break it to you fellas but ICP doesn’t think much of you Juggalos. “What is a Juggalo” suggests that a Juggalo is basically a moron, someone who’s “unstable” and uneducated. A Juggalo is also described as a “dead body” – which is amusing since Shaggy declares “I ate a dead body” in ” Down with the Clowns.”

With inconsistencies everywhere you turn (and I don’t just mean in the uninspired beats) it’s difficult to make out exactly what ICP is trying to get across, though it hardly matters to their thick-skulled fans, many of whom never passed remedial English. “The Neden Game,” another song about random violence, declares that the boys aren’t having “no richie bitches,” yet “Just Like That”‘s entire premise is about scoring with some rich girls. We can only assume that all ICP really gets are the “fat girls” they wish for on track 3, “Hokus Pocus.” Or maybe they just stick to each other – it’s not hard to see why Eminem made such remarks. I mean, any song that mentions “bending over,” “nuts” and “butthole” all in rapid succession (“House of Horrors”) should make one suspicious.

But you know, I think Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope understand all this. They know that they went out and played a bunch of suckers and I can promise you that they’re already living in those mansions that they dream of in “Pass Me By” sleeping with the richie bitches they pretend to despise. They never had any qualms about making a big pile of steaming shitty music that became the biggest deterrent to white people getting respect in the rap scene since Vanilla Ice. Lucky them, unlucky us.

Juggalo Dictionary – Common Terms For Juggalos

Axe: A sharp blade on the end of a wooden handle. Used to chop heads. International symbol if idiocy.

Big Money Hustlas: Insane Clown Posse’s first movie. It sucks.

Bigot: Racist.

Born Twiztid: A fake documentery about Twiztid. It’s short, but showcases the band’s moron fans.

Chedda: Money, cash, bling, cheese.

Cherry Pie: See “Cotton Candy.”

Chicken: Fowl that tastes like frog.

Cotton Candy: See “Cherry Pie.”

Dark Carnival: Stupid concept behind the Clown albums.

Delray: A neighborhood of Detroit, Michigan. Southwest Detroit. Birthplace of human afterbirth.

Echoside: A fate worse than hell – you have to listen to ICP albums for eternity.

Facepaint: The make-up used by ICP, Twiztid and women.

Faygo: A ghetto pop that Insane Clown Posse throws on Juggalos at concerts. And one that horrible girls shower with for certain porno sites.

Feminem: Eminem diss – unfair because Eminem isn’t really a woman.

Floob: This is what Violent J and Jumpsteady called themselves in their younger days. It means “scrub.” Which means “wash.”

Gathering Of The Juggalos: An intelligence vacuum that happens only once a year. Juggalos and Juggalettes can meet, hangout, have a great time with other Juggalos and Juggalettes and see there favorite artists all perform live. Possible homosexual overtones abound, but that is an unconfirmed rumor.

Hallowicked: A 10 year tradition amongst Juggalos, every Halloween ICP puts on a show in Detroit. It scares the hell out of anyone with a brain.

Hatchetman: Psychopathic Records “logo.” Seen on everything Psychopathic Records. And crappy buicks. Holds a meat cleaver but is called a hatchet man by ignoramus fans.

Hoe: Like an axe but duller. Also used to demean women.

Hood Rat: Whore, slut. Unibomber rodent.

Hound Dog: Some one that swings from your nuts, wanting autographs and pictures. A.K.A. Juggalo or Juggalette.

Inner City Posse: Insane Clown Posse’s first group name, also the Detroit street gang they ran with.

JCW: Juggalo Championshit Wrestling. It’s real!

Jokers Cards: Six albums that tell messages of the Dark Carnival. After the cards were dealt, the ICP admitted that they were christian and started licking God’s balls.

Juggahoe/Juffalo: Someone who acts down with the clown but really says, “down with the clown!” Like your mom.

Juggalo: Believer in the Dark Carnival, big fat fan of one of any Psychopathic Records artists. Total fucking idiot who should be put down post-haste.

Juggalette: Female Juggalo. Not immune from the Juggalo disease of idocy.

MCLB3M: Much Clown Love Between 3 Men.

MGFL: Much Gay Family Love.

Moonshine: When your butt shows at somebody out of a car. Huhhuhhuhhuhhuh.

Necromancy: Using the dead for sex.

Neden: See Cotton Candy.

Ninja: Warrior in Japanese culture, assassin, Juggalo, fucking idiot.

Ninjette: Female Ninja. Not real.

Psychopathic Records: Unfortunate record label founded in 1991 by Joe Bruce, Joey Utsler and Alex Abbiss.

Redneck: Hillbilly from Southern United States. Usually racist. Often represented by a Rebel Flag.

Scrub: Outcast, they dont fit in anywhere, broke ass ninja, wash with zeal.

Shangri-La: Heaven, paradise, mythical city in the mountains.

Shank: Prison knife.

Shockumentary: A documentary on ICP and Juggalos that explains everything up to the 4th Joker’s Card and reveals that the band is nothing more than a front for army recruitment.

Skrilla: Money.

Slim Anus: ICP diss name/song for Eminem.

Trees: Weed, green, dank, pot.

Vampiro: Wrestler for the JCW and one of ICP’s homos.

Voodoo: A type of magic typically reffered to as a black ass magic. Ass magic is a Juggalo’s favorite kind.

Wig Split: Crack ya head in half with an axe and then steal your songs and create an army of half-retarded minors who will do anything but get a job in your name.