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Debunking myths about the Juggalo Holocaust

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Myth: The Juggalo Holocaust hates juggalos because of the music they listen to.
Response: False. We hate Juggalos because of your lifestyle, hypocrisy and negative social impact. Juggalos tend to do whatever they want, including breaking laws. They then cry persecution when caught. There are some that dislike the music, but it is NOT the primary reason. The fact that you’re all taken in by an elaborate marketing gimmick is enough fodder for us to laugh at, however.
Myth: There are more Juggalos than there are “haters”.
Response: False. The Juggalo Holocaust is a representation of the decent, law-abiding citizens that make up the rest of the non-Juggalo world. We far outnumber you on such a massive scale that there is NO hope for you to overtake us. You are a very, very small criminal element that stands in the face of a world that tires of your petty crimes and false persecution syndrome.
Myth: There are “millions” of Juggalos.
Response: False. If album sales are a somewhat accurate representation of Juggalo populace, the last ICP album “Bang Pow Boom” sold about 50,000 copies. There were also multiple versions with different songs, so many Juggalos bought more than one copy. Your argument is really, really falling apart at this point.
Myth: People that have never heard of ICP are still Juggalos.
Response: False. That is simply idiotic. They are regular people. Just because people have problems in their lives, are bullied or hated by someone doesn’t make them a Juggalo. Perhaps those people don’t automatically need a “family” crutch to fall back on. Perhaps they are strong enough to stand on their own. To label them simply to bolster your own delusion is a despicable act.
Myth: We’re just jealous of the “Juggalo family”.
Response: False. No one is jealous of you. You are a weak people that cling to each other because you don’t have the strength to go at it alone. You are all emotional cripples that flock to a fabricated philosophy to gather together and face common, every day issues as a group because you don’t have the willpower to face the same problems as everyone else.
Myth: Juggalos are a “family” not a gang..
Response: False. How you label something does not change the fundamental principle. You are a group that throws up hand-signs, dresses alike, commit crimes and have a general disdain for law and order. You are a gang. The fact that ICP started as a gang and the music reflected this lifestyle cements this fact.
Myth: Juggalos / Wicked Clowns never die.
Response: False. Yes you do.
Myth: Juggalos always have “family”.
Response: False. Juggalos always claim they are a giant family and will always have each others’ back. However when one Juggalo does something that goes against another’s “code of Juggalo ethics” (which varies from Juggalo to Juggalo) they are always called “fake” , “jugga-ho” or some other disparaging name. There is no unity or love between you people because you’re NOT a family. You’re simply pathetic and clinging to any sense of belonging.

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