Axe: A sharp blade on the end of a wooden handle. Used to chop heads. International symbol if idiocy.
Big Money Hustlas: Insane Clown Posse’s first movie. It sucks.
Born Twiztid: A fake documentery about Twiztid. It’s short, but showcases the band’s moron fans.
Chedda: Money, cash, bling, cheese.
Cherry Pie: See “Cotton Candy.”
Chicken: Fowl that tastes like frog.
Cotton Candy: See “Cherry Pie.”
Dark Carnival: Stupid concept behind the Clown albums.
Delray: A neighborhood of Detroit, Michigan. Southwest Detroit. Birthplace of human afterbirth.
Echoside: A fate worse than hell – you have to listen to ICP albums for eternity.
Facepaint: The make-up used by ICP, Twiztid and women.
Faygo: A ghetto pop that Insane Clown Posse throws on Juggalos at concerts. And one that horrible girls shower with for certain porno sites.
Feminem: Eminem diss – unfair because Eminem isn’t really a woman.
Floob: This is what Violent J and Jumpsteady called themselves in their younger days. It means “scrub.” Which means “wash.”
Gathering Of The Juggalos: An intelligence vacuum that happens only once a year. Juggalos and Juggalettes can meet, hangout, have a great time with other Juggalos and Juggalettes and see there favorite artists all perform live. Possible homosexual overtones abound, but that is an unconfirmed rumor.
Hallowicked: A 10 year tradition amongst Juggalos, every Halloween ICP puts on a show in Detroit. It scares the hell out of anyone with a brain.
Hatchetman: Psychopathic Records “logo.” Seen on everything Psychopathic Records. And crappy buicks. Holds a meat cleaver but is called a hatchet man by ignoramus fans.
Hoe: Like an axe but duller. Also used to demean women.
Hood Rat: Whore, slut. Unibomber rodent.
Hound Dog: Some one that swings from your nuts, wanting autographs and pictures. A.K.A. Juggalo or Juggalette.
Inner City Posse: Insane Clown Posse’s first group name, also the Detroit street gang they ran with.
JCW: Juggalo Championshit Wrestling. It’s real!
Jokers Cards: Six albums that tell messages of the Dark Carnival. After the cards were dealt, the ICP admitted that they were christian and started licking God’s balls.
Juggahoe/Juffalo: Someone who acts down with the clown but really says, “down with the clown!” Like your mom.
Juggalo: Believer in the Dark Carnival, big fat fan of one of any Psychopathic Records artists. Total fucking idiot who should be put down post-haste.
Juggalette: Female Juggalo. Not immune from the Juggalo disease of idocy.
MCLB3M: Much Clown Love Between 3 Men.
MGFL: Much Gay Family Love.
Moonshine: When your butt shows at somebody out of a car. Huhhuhhuhhuhhuh.
Necromancy: Using the dead for sex.
Neden: See Cotton Candy.
Ninja: Warrior in Japanese culture, assassin, Juggalo, fucking idiot.
Ninjette: Female Ninja. Not real.
Psychopathic Records: Unfortunate record label founded in 1991 by Joe Bruce, Joey Utsler and Alex Abbiss.
Redneck: Hillbilly from Southern United States. Usually racist. Often represented by a Rebel Flag.
Scrub: Outcast, they dont fit in anywhere, broke ass ninja, wash with zeal.
Shangri-La: Heaven, paradise, mythical city in the mountains.
Shank: Prison knife.
Shockumentary: A documentary on ICP and Juggalos that explains everything up to the 4th Joker’s Card and reveals that the band is nothing more than a front for army recruitment.
Slim Anus: ICP diss name/song for Eminem.
Trees: Weed, green, dank, pot.
Vampiro: Wrestler for the JCW and one of ICP’s homos.
Voodoo: A type of magic typically reffered to as a black ass magic. Ass magic is a Juggalo’s favorite kind.
Wig Split: Crack ya head in half with an axe and then steal your songs and create an army of half-retarded minors who will do anything but get a job in your name.