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Juggalo Dictionary – Common Terms For Juggalos


Axe: A sharp blade on the end of a wooden handle. Used to chop heads. International symbol if idiocy.

Big Money Hustlas: Insane Clown Posse’s first movie. It sucks.

Bigot: Racist.

Born Twiztid: A fake documentery about Twiztid. It’s short, but showcases the band’s moron fans.

Chedda: Money, cash, bling, cheese.

Cherry Pie: See “Cotton Candy.”

Chicken: Fowl that tastes like frog.

Cotton Candy: See “Cherry Pie.”

Dark Carnival: Stupid concept behind the Clown albums.

Delray: A neighborhood of Detroit, Michigan. Southwest Detroit. Birthplace of human afterbirth.

Echoside: A fate worse than hell – you have to listen to ICP albums for eternity.

Facepaint: The make-up used by ICP, Twiztid and women.

Faygo: A ghetto pop that Insane Clown Posse throws on Juggalos at concerts. And one that horrible girls shower with for certain porno sites.

Feminem: Eminem diss – unfair because Eminem isn’t really a woman.

Floob: This is what Violent J and Jumpsteady called themselves in their younger days. It means “scrub.” Which means “wash.”

Gathering Of The Juggalos: An intelligence vacuum that happens only once a year. Juggalos and Juggalettes can meet, hangout, have a great time with other Juggalos and Juggalettes and see there favorite artists all perform live. Possible homosexual overtones abound, but that is an unconfirmed rumor.

Hallowicked: A 10 year tradition amongst Juggalos, every Halloween ICP puts on a show in Detroit. It scares the hell out of anyone with a brain.

Hatchetman: Psychopathic Records “logo.” Seen on everything Psychopathic Records. And crappy buicks. Holds a meat cleaver but is called a hatchet man by ignoramus fans.

Hoe: Like an axe but duller. Also used to demean women.

Hood Rat: Whore, slut. Unibomber rodent.

Hound Dog: Some one that swings from your nuts, wanting autographs and pictures. A.K.A. Juggalo or Juggalette.

Inner City Posse: Insane Clown Posse’s first group name, also the Detroit street gang they ran with.

JCW: Juggalo Championshit Wrestling. It’s real!

Jokers Cards: Six albums that tell messages of the Dark Carnival. After the cards were dealt, the ICP admitted that they were christian and started licking God’s balls.

Juggahoe/Juffalo: Someone who acts down with the clown but really says, “down with the clown!” Like your mom.

Juggalo: Believer in the Dark Carnival, big fat fan of one of any Psychopathic Records artists. Total fucking idiot who should be put down post-haste.

Juggalette: Female Juggalo. Not immune from the Juggalo disease of idocy.

MCLB3M: Much Clown Love Between 3 Men.

MGFL: Much Gay Family Love.

Moonshine: When your butt shows at somebody out of a car. Huhhuhhuhhuhhuh.

Necromancy: Using the dead for sex.

Neden: See Cotton Candy.

Ninja: Warrior in Japanese culture, assassin, Juggalo, fucking idiot.

Ninjette: Female Ninja. Not real.

Psychopathic Records: Unfortunate record label founded in 1991 by Joe Bruce, Joey Utsler and Alex Abbiss.

Redneck: Hillbilly from Southern United States. Usually racist. Often represented by a Rebel Flag.

Scrub: Outcast, they dont fit in anywhere, broke ass ninja, wash with zeal.

Shangri-La: Heaven, paradise, mythical city in the mountains.

Shank: Prison knife.

Shockumentary: A documentary on ICP and Juggalos that explains everything up to the 4th Joker’s Card and reveals that the band is nothing more than a front for army recruitment.

Skrilla: Money.

Slim Anus: ICP diss name/song for Eminem.

Trees: Weed, green, dank, pot.

Vampiro: Wrestler for the JCW and one of ICP’s homos.

Voodoo: A type of magic typically reffered to as a black ass magic. Ass magic is a Juggalo’s favorite kind.

Wig Split: Crack ya head in half with an axe and then steal your songs and create an army of half-retarded minors who will do anything but get a job in your name.

How Juggalos spend their time


This vid is just a little sample of how most Juggalos and Juggalettes spend there time during the day Including rideing a scooter with their ass crack showing, getting drunk, getting violent and pissing in front of everybody typical  Juggalo clown behavior !

 

 

Insane Clown Posse: Juggalo Chant – Juggalo cult secret


Secret juggalo cult chant

We’ll never die alone
Juggalos will carry on
Swing out hatchets if we must
Each and everyone of us

Now lets go through each line

We’ll never die alone – We will die in mass
Juggalos will carry on – while we die more members will come so your death is helping the cause
Swing out hatchets if we must – use violence if you have to
Each and everyone of us – everyone must do this or violence and death will fall upon them

Letter from violent J – Violent J Letter – Icp Juggalo


WEIRD LETTER FROM VIOLENT J TO JUGGALOS – THIS IS WHAT THEY BELIEVE !!!!!!

Message From Violent J
written by Violent J, this shit is soo true we need to love this family more.

-JUGGALOZ- Sorry to be all deep and serious but i got lots of shit on my mind. I’m tired of everything and everybody. The only thing i give a shit about in this hell we call a world is my Juggalo Family. The Carnival saved my life and my soul. My
Juggalo Pride is the best thing that ever happened to me. It’s starting to scare me for the fact when I sit back and actually
observe the juggalo world, It seems like its going down hill. It seems to me that a lot of ninjas are out for self and trying to
prove whos a bigger juggalo that who. There is no big or small juggalo. We are all the same. It doesn’t take $4,000 is
psychopathic merchandise to be a juggalo. Just because I got an old school mostastless jersey doesn’t make me any better
than a ninja with only one t-shirt. Being a juggalo is whats in your heart not whats on you clothes. I’ve seen juggalos callin
each other juggahoes over spots in line at shows
. That’s BULLSHIT! Does anyone else realize this? Does anyone else feel
the pain I do when my heart bleeds as I watch my family fall apart? We are all equal. Juggalos shoud not fight with one
another! Remember? We are suppose to love each other! We need to be reunited as one once again. Just as we were
before. “From the first jokers card, Carnival of Carnage, to the latest card. The Wraith: Shangri-La, we have been united as
one by the powers of the Dark Carnival, the power that brings us together and makes us who we are, never again must you
care what people think of you or what you do, this is our world and we live for each other!” If you own a copy of Dark Lotus,
as soon as you get a chance, I want you to sit down and listen to ..15 enititled, “Juggalo Family.” When the song is over,
think about what it means and think about how it makes you feel. If yall want to laugh than go ahead but personally, When i
sang the song i really didnt listen to the words but when I heard that song for the first time, I was at The Gathering of The
Juggalos 2001 and when I listened to the words and took a look around at all the juggalos face, tears slowly came from my
eyes and I thought to myself, “this is my family.” It felt so good to know that the only thing I care about is right here with me.
My juggalo family is the only thing true in my life. Nothing else has ever made me feel good. No person place or thing has
ever looked at me as a part of their family. If you own a computer, get on a website such as realjuggalos.com and click on
the icon “juggalos” search through the page and take a look at all of them and just think, each of them consider you family,
each of these people can be trusted with your life just as they trust you with their life. We shouldn’t be fighting, we should be
giving each other hugs and saying, ” I clown love you ninja!” to any of you that have web sites, i would greatly appreciate it if
you could post this on your site. If you happen to have access to a copy machine, please make copies and give this to as
many juggalos as possible. I want to make sure every juggalo world wide reads this letter I’m goin to do my damnest to save
our juggalo world and reunite it,
not only that but make our family bigger. We have over two million dedicated juggalos in the
world but we must also be dedicated to each other. My heart, mind, body and soul goes out to each and every one of you. If
you dont remember anything from this, at least remember this, “mass murder makes me happy, dead bodies make me
happy, say what you will of me, I’ll always have juggalo family”

WOW TALK ABOUT JUGGALO CULT – VIOLENT J IS THE MODERN DAY JIM JONES

How to Be a Juggalo – get stomach cancer


http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Juggalo

A Juggalo is part of the fan base of the Detroit rap group Insane Clown Posse, and related recording artists at Psychopathic Records. They follow the teaching of the Dark Carnival, which happens in six steps known as the Six Joker’s cards, in this order: The Carnival of Carnage, The Ringmaster, The Riddlebox, The Great Milenko, the Amazing Jeckel Brothers, and The Wraith. They each are an ICP album name, and each have a meaning. You wanna be down? Read on…

If you listen to ICP and you may get a weird feeling in your lower intestine, like a cancer you can’t explain (Juggalos can feel it inside when they talk about the Dark Carnival or the 6 joker’s cards)

once again these type of idiotic ideals is causing a mass exodus from juggalos and making the current fans more cult like.

How to be a Juggalo?


CORVALLIS, Ore. — One of two Corvallis teens arrested after a string of attacks on homeless men faces formal charges of robbery and assault, while the other young man had his charges dismissed in exchange for his testimony.

Police arrested Jonathan Appelt and Robert Griffin on suspicion the two were beating up homeless men and robbing them. Police suspect the two have an affiliation with a criminal street gang that dresses like clowns. Police said Appelt had a hatchet in his possession at the time of his arrest like the one carried by the Hatchetman of the Insane Clown Posse, some of whose fans gave rise to the Juggalo gang, according to law enforcement.

This week, a grand jury indicted Appelt on robbery and assault charges. Benton County prosecutors dropped the charges against Griffin in exchange for his testimony before the grand jury.

How to be a juggalo

1 Attack the homeless

2 carry weapons

2.5 listen to icp – insane clown posse

3 Rob the homeless

4 wear hatchet men

5 snitch of your juggalo fam to save your ass

WHOOP WHOOP

Racist juggalo gang hates jews and african americans – WHOOP WHOOP


Two arrested after racist graffiti found on Tracy building
By Sophia Kazmi
Contra Costa Times
Posted: 01/11/2010 03:27:56 PM PST
Updated: 01/11/2010 03:27:56 PM PST

TRACY — One man was booked on a civil rights violation and hate crime enhancement, and another on suspicion of vandalism, after police found racist graffiti on a Tracy office building Saturday night.

Police initally were called to Lowell Avenue and Tracy Boulevard on a report of two men fighting, said Sgt. Tony Sheneman. When they responded, officers found a substantial amount of freshly scrawled graffiti on the back of a dentist’s office and on a nearby vehicle. The graffiti was derogatory toward African Americans and Jews, Sheneman said.

One of the men in the fight, 20-year-old Jacob Hicks of Tracy, had the same color of paint on his hands as was used for the graffiti. He was arrested on suspicion of vandalism, a civil rights violation and a hate crime enhancement.

The man he had allegedy been fighting with, 31-year-old Matthew Clowes, also of Tracy, was arrested on suspicion of vandalism.

The two told police they are followers of the hardcore hip-hop duo Insane Clown Posse and are white pride enthusiasts. Sheneman said he did not know the cause of the fight.

After being treated in the hospital for injuries suffered while fighting, the men were booked into San Joaquin County Jail.

Contact Sophia Kazmi at 925-847-2122. Follow her at Twitter.com/sophiakazmi.