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Juggalo Dictionary – Common Terms For Juggalos

Axe: A sharp blade on the end of a wooden handle. Used to chop heads. International symbol if idiocy.

Big Money Hustlas: Insane Clown Posse’s first movie. It sucks.

Bigot: Racist.

Born Twiztid: A fake documentery about Twiztid. It’s short, but showcases the band’s moron fans.

Chedda: Money, cash, bling, cheese.

Cherry Pie: See “Cotton Candy.”

Chicken: Fowl that tastes like frog.

Cotton Candy: See “Cherry Pie.”

Dark Carnival: Stupid concept behind the Clown albums.

Delray: A neighborhood of Detroit, Michigan. Southwest Detroit. Birthplace of human afterbirth.

Echoside: A fate worse than hell – you have to listen to ICP albums for eternity.

Facepaint: The make-up used by ICP, Twiztid and women.

Faygo: A ghetto pop that Insane Clown Posse throws on Juggalos at concerts. And one that horrible girls shower with for certain porno sites.

Feminem: Eminem diss – unfair because Eminem isn’t really a woman.

Floob: This is what Violent J and Jumpsteady called themselves in their younger days. It means “scrub.” Which means “wash.”

Gathering Of The Juggalos: An intelligence vacuum that happens only once a year. Juggalos and Juggalettes can meet, hangout, have a great time with other Juggalos and Juggalettes and see there favorite artists all perform live. Possible homosexual overtones abound, but that is an unconfirmed rumor.

Hallowicked: A 10 year tradition amongst Juggalos, every Halloween ICP puts on a show in Detroit. It scares the hell out of anyone with a brain.

Hatchetman: Psychopathic Records “logo.” Seen on everything Psychopathic Records. And crappy buicks. Holds a meat cleaver but is called a hatchet man by ignoramus fans.

Hoe: Like an axe but duller. Also used to demean women.

Hood Rat: Whore, slut. Unibomber rodent.

Hound Dog: Some one that swings from your nuts, wanting autographs and pictures. A.K.A. Juggalo or Juggalette.

Inner City Posse: Insane Clown Posse’s first group name, also the Detroit street gang they ran with.

JCW: Juggalo Championshit Wrestling. It’s real!

Jokers Cards: Six albums that tell messages of the Dark Carnival. After the cards were dealt, the ICP admitted that they were christian and started licking God’s balls.

Juggahoe/Juffalo: Someone who acts down with the clown but really says, “down with the clown!” Like your mom.

Juggalo: Believer in the Dark Carnival, big fat fan of one of any Psychopathic Records artists. Total fucking idiot who should be put down post-haste.

Juggalette: Female Juggalo. Not immune from the Juggalo disease of idocy.

MCLB3M: Much Clown Love Between 3 Men.

MGFL: Much Gay Family Love.

Moonshine: When your butt shows at somebody out of a car. Huhhuhhuhhuhhuh.

Necromancy: Using the dead for sex.

Neden: See Cotton Candy.

Ninja: Warrior in Japanese culture, assassin, Juggalo, fucking idiot.

Ninjette: Female Ninja. Not real.

Psychopathic Records: Unfortunate record label founded in 1991 by Joe Bruce, Joey Utsler and Alex Abbiss.

Redneck: Hillbilly from Southern United States. Usually racist. Often represented by a Rebel Flag.

Scrub: Outcast, they dont fit in anywhere, broke ass ninja, wash with zeal.

Shangri-La: Heaven, paradise, mythical city in the mountains.

Shank: Prison knife.

Shockumentary: A documentary on ICP and Juggalos that explains everything up to the 4th Joker’s Card and reveals that the band is nothing more than a front for army recruitment.

Skrilla: Money.

Slim Anus: ICP diss name/song for Eminem.

Trees: Weed, green, dank, pot.

Vampiro: Wrestler for the JCW and one of ICP’s homos.

Voodoo: A type of magic typically reffered to as a black ass magic. Ass magic is a Juggalo’s favorite kind.

Wig Split: Crack ya head in half with an axe and then steal your songs and create an army of half-retarded minors who will do anything but get a job in your name.