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Juggalowned – Tila Tequila Fan Owns Juggalos

“It’s not right people judge us all based on what a few people did, but it’s completely Tila’s fault that it happened. I mean, did you see how she dressed? She’s a whore! And her music sucks! One of the people on stage committed the Unpardonable Sin of not knowing our group’s jargon! Tila didn’t immediately cave to our abuse and stood up for herself instead of cowering with her tail between her legs! What else could rational people do other than assault her??!”

How sad are the juggalos commenting on this blog? How much can you whine about being misunderstood without seeing the blatant irony? This attack is the clearest possible example of the lack of empathy in this group. You want to be understood? Try understanding others yourselves. It’s shouldn’t be too taxing on your imaginations to figure out that none of you would appreciate being pelted with objects, chased into a trailer, and terrorized while a mob outside tried to break in. Imagine standing in there, waiting for them to come in, and having that time to picture all the horrific things that might happen when they did. I’m sure Tila expected to die that night, I know I would have. But it’s okay to subject another person to something like this because YOU didn’t like her and her music. Your right to listen to a different musical artist is more important than her right not to be harmed. Fantastic.

While your victim blaming and slut shaming are unsurprising, please know these tired excuses are as old as mankind. Those poor, helpless juggalos- they are in no way responsible for their actions! It’s interesting you would defend these people by arguing they are mindless idiots with no impulse control. Then you wonder why this doesn’t endear you to others.

Instead of blaming the world for your problems, try taking a look at your own lives and owning up to your actions. It’s beyond pathetic to blame Tila for the crowd’s actions, as though they are not autonomous individuals capable of higher thinking. Instead of raving about “haters” and being misunderstood, try to understand others. See Tila’s perspective of that terrifying night, for a start. Instead of ranting about hypocrisy in others, try looking at your own hypocrisy. I see nothing “kind, giving, loving” nor do I see anything illustrating “family” in a mob assault on a small group of people. Sorry.

I get that you can’t control every member of your group. I get there are assholes in every group who ruin things for others. But you don’t DEFEND those assholes and rationalize their behavior! The only reason to do that is if you SUPPORT their actions. Given the angry, hateful, vitriol posted by the juggalos here (a few of which laughingly label themselves as nice people), this sort of violence appears to be par for the course in your culture.

This comment thread is truly my first exposure to juggalos and you seem like a terrifying, hateful, angry, violent group. I’m sure this will be completely disregarded and chalked up to “hating” on your group, but it’s my honest impression. Though it appears the opinions of those outside of the group are not valued in the juggalo community.

Speaking of beliefs, it’s certainly your right to believe women should be stoned and attacked for their morals or perceived lack thereof. However, others don’t have to agree with you. Just as you are asking for the right to hold your beliefs, you have to extend that same right to others. Be happy millions of people in other parts of the world agree with you and regularly rape, beat, or stone females to death for having “objectionable” morals. To them, women are not really people and it is society’s job to abuse them until they submit. This seems to be an ideology many of you can get behind. Just don’t expect all of us to accept it.

Honestly, this incident and the juggalo comments here make me very worried for the females involved with this group, some of whom posted in defense of this assault. I sincerely hope members of their “family” never one day decide to attack them for a breach of morals. While society in general supports rape culture and the subjugation of women, most people would be opposed to the assault on Tila. Your group’s defense of it sends a VERY strong and clear message.

The bottom line is this should not have happened. It doesn’t matter if you don’t like Tila, her music, her morals, or any other asinine detail about her. She still did not deserve to be attacked. This is not right. It doesn’t matter whether she was warned or not before taking the stage. (Why did she need to be warned about going in front of such a delightful group of caring individuals who are all about family and understanding in the first place??) No person deserves to be physically assaulted because you don’t like their music.

Don’t like her songs? Too fucking bad. Grow up, be an adult, and ignore her. There was nothing keeping those people at that stage. Instead of throwing a tantrum and abusing her, you could have simply moved on. Again, I’m amazed that so few of these juggalos even considered that option.

The worst, though, is all of those defending the juggalos who did assault her. It’s one thing to be caught up in the moment, in the excitement of a crowd. It’s another thing entirely to look at this scenario objectively, after the fact, and say it was acceptable.

Typical Juggalettes – what is a juggalette

What is a typical juggalette – female juggalo.

Juggalo Falls down overpass while another throws rocks

TOLEDO, OH (WTVG) — A 51-year-old Toledo man fell head first off of a train overpass. Police call the fall accidental saying he was drunk. It happened around 7:30 Friday night at Detroit and Dura.

Police say Joseph Nurkiewicz, 51, was breathing when they found him in the street, but it appears he has severe head injuries. Sgt. Mark Evanoff of the Toledo Police Department says, “He didn’t know where he was going .”

Toledo police say they were first called to Detroit and Dura Friday night because of a report of a kid throwing rocks. It turns out it was a 51-year-old man who just got kicked out of the Insane Clown Posse concert at Headliners. Sgt. Evanoff says, “He brought some beer with him and they don’t allow any beer here.”

Sgt. Evanoff says officers told Joseph Nurkiewicz to leave and shortly after he fell 25 feet head-first off the bridge over Detroit. “He fell twice, from one level to another, hit his head both times and wound up in the street on Detroit,” says Sgt. Evanoff.

Police say the victim’s son witnessed the fall. “His son was supposedly trying to catch up with him and seen him go over,” Sgt. Evanoff.

There is no word on Nurkiewicz’s condition at this time.

Juggalo Doctor in the house!!!!

“Im a juggalo and im working on my Doctors Degree, what the fuck are these JH people doing? Making fake threats and talking shit online cause there not gonna go anywhere in life, hell I ain’t afraid to admit most juggalos are down right dumb, but at least there not fake or nazi’s. Instead of blaming a group of people for your problems, GET A JOB OR GO TO SCHOOL! Oh btw, I kicked the shit out of a JH member last week and now im going to court for assult. Proving, yet again, that your all pussy.”


lets see its a fake threat but then somehow it manifests itself into real life so you kick the shit out of someone and are now crying about going to court.
You will never be a doctor.





JUGGALOWNED – I Will Be Bashing You Juggalo’s

I Will Be Bashing You Juggalo’s

totally juggalowned


Juggalos planning to go to Gathering of the juggalos

Just saw this cool comment so i will repost it , it complete destroys the notion of juggalo family , the gathering of the juggalos and the so called myth of juggalo population world wide.

So out of the entire national population (307,006,550 in 2009) there are more then 153,503,275 juggalos? There would have to be to think that there are more of you then the social norm. If this were so, you would be considered a cult. Or a complete social class like Caucasian and latino. The “huge amount of you” would refer the loose structure of morons who listen to a commercialized band who tell you need to be a family, yet charges you $175.00 to see a shitty concert to which you needed to save your nickles and dimes to go see only to have another $100-150.00 charge for a vehicle. This is for your typical free spot. If you want to be a big spender you can always pay $400.00 for a site. That has one electrical outlet. And a shared source of water. Do you see anyone there performing in those types of places? Of Course You Do Not. They are sitting in their 5 Star rated hotels and multi million dollar RVs that your taco bell wage bought for them. Nor do you not realize that when they want to call it quits, they will be set for life. You on the other hand will still be supporting yourself on welfare and looking back on the good ole days when there was a so called family. But that family will be long gone. They will have all moved on with whatever paths that they will take, whether that is to join the JH that they themselves hated during this period, all because they finally realized that they will not make it in life any other way. We will be there to hire you as the lowest paid person in the building and laugh at the company party when you get too drunk off of our purchased liquor and someone sees your tattoos. It is something we will not relinquish until the day you come in and admit how much of a moron you were in your past. By this point I would have felt sorry enough to let you become my assistant. By doing so and taking the increase in wage of $1.89 will become my slave. You will not leave this job because it is getting you the etra double cheeseburger you want.

Completely destroyed juggalos . JUGGALOWNED

juggalo claims to have invented flying car

I’m in the Army and deployed to Iraq, and after I’m out, I have a basically guaranteed job making  70000+ dollars as a heavy diesel mechanic. This is all for me, I’m not married and I have no kids. I’m also working on a design for a flying car, and my own line of sports cars. I’m about 40 percent through the actual mechanical design for the flying car, and I’m throwing out a completely new concept for car design. Drawings are done, haven’t started mechanical layout yet. Success is attainable and very much within reach. I am a successful 19 year old, and plan to be successful for a long time.



Juggalo Holocaust Comedian owns Juggalos

are all juggalos this stupid ???


Dont Be A Juggalo – Maxim – alternatives to juggalos

Maxim magazine has joined the JH and posts alternatives to being a juggalo they include hardliners , crust punks ,lolitas , otherkins and pokemones. Once again juggalos are a joke by the media and a threat when they group up , juggalos are one group that will be laughed at and banned out of existance in the next few years.