Steel Eyed Death – Juggalos on Law and Order Review
Here is my review of the latest law and order epp
i think it accurately sums up all juggalos and exposes the truth of the music and environment juggalos thrive in .
the Criminal Justice System the people are represented by two separate,
yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime and the
District Attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.
don’t understand how they can walk around like that” – opens the
episode about juggalo crimes and the juggalo gang of law and order
steel eyed death.
The concerned mother tells her daughter Zoe, a juggalette to stop banging against the wall.
The next day we see juggalette Zoe slit her throat, her dad stabbed, blood on the wall,
The mom also attacked in what in a ways seems to have come out of 90% of the songs in the insane clown posse’s catalog.
A little Baby is killed with the words syco on the wall, juggalos gone wild and it’s the first minute of the ep.
We find the murdered girls room, drugs and what looks like faygos.
juggalette has been tramp stamped, black lipstick, nail polish, condoms
and chains in her bag, all that’s missing is face paint and you got
typical juggalette gear.
The angle tattoo tramp stamp was
missing a devil stabbing an angel, sort of like icps song lyrics – were
not sorry if we tricked you.
Some pimp is found dead with a knife, should have been a hatchet to be more authentic, however a juggalo committed the crime.
However they find 2 ticket stubs to the horrorcore fest at the red bar… you know what we are going find here JUGGALOS….
man , juggalos all look alike to me” responds the bar owner which not
only shows the criminals after in this epp but also the so called
uniqueness that juggalos claim to have is non existent to the general
“That’s what those horrorcore rap physcos call themselves, they put on clown makeup, dye their hair, Freaks Man”
“Matter of opinion”
“Matter of fact, their music’s all about how much they hate everybody, and what their going to do about it “
play kid zombie or Kid Crusher whatever who got butt hurt about it,
should of not sold his song if he didn’t want it used..way to sell out
the juggalo fam whoop whoop.
“You cater to this crowd ?”
“their not that popular , we book a few shows each year “
So where do the juggalos hang out
“In front of their computers , their losers”
A killers who’s looking for inspiration , this would be the place……
It turns the juggalos have been murdering people and posting their crimes on the internet
find crazy j the murder has been posting on a anime and comic book site
– which looks and sounds like Gaia online with juggalo hang outs like
the ~The Gaia Juggalo Gathering~ guild .
of the cops goes into a stair well is attacked by a hatchet wielding
juggalo all painted up , who he quickly puts into a wall – violent j
and shaggy would be proud as this sounds exactly like the stuff talked
about in the song my axe is my buddy.
We now find bonnie , a juggalette trying to kill a little black girl – Racist juggalo .
She then tries to kill her self.
take the juggalo to the precinct , he still has most his paint on and
is about to cry and starts yelling to screw the police , screw the
morgans , and screw all 53 states. Note to juggalos there are currently
52 states….. stay in school whoop whoop
The girl fakes memory loss and now is in a mental asylum ,she nearly looks human with out her juggalo get up …
Now after the juggalo music is taken away from her she claims “I don’t want to hurt you , that’s wrong”
She had a life and it all was ruined as she liked “horrorcore music and violence”
And they find her parents , who are shocked at her juggalo appearance in a photo.
Her parents then lie to protect Amanda and her juggalo ways in court.
“please mr cutter , there’s something wrong with my daughter , I know it“ yep she’s a juggalette .
“the hatchet was cleaned with bleach , we cant tie him to murder scenes“
I wonder what icp song told him to do that .
What made the murderer and juggalo snap “maybe his mother threw away his comic book collection” .
met zoe on this horrorcore message board , he got really mad , he took
out a knife and started stabbing her , he went and got this hatchet
that he keeps in his back pack , he went crazy on zoes dad , he killed
zoes mom then I told just where his brother was hiding , Justin killed
him” –juggalos are family so they help commit murders.
Not only did Justin juggalo commit murders but he took photos to put up online .
juggalos mom tries to blame 9/11 on causing her son to wet the bed and
become a juggalo. His musical tastes were death metal then moved to
Justin juggalo Was a good student who never aroused suspicion aka sleeper cell juggalos.
a sub plot of the 2 detectives with one having blood on his shirt and
he got drunk and him having post traumatic stress disorder and not
committing crimes which is used against juggalo Justin who gets 30 to
life for his juggalo ways .
So big ups to Dick Wolf for his
excellent and accurate analysis of juggalos and juggalo crimes and the
evils of horrorcore music especially that of the Insane clown Posse –
This was based on real life murders by Syco Sam . A horrorcore fan and
member of the juggalo family.
Steel Eyed Death – Juggalos on Law and Order Review