Another celeb sick of you assclowns whats new
Fucking clown retards
Its not an ICP show – sit down and shut the fuck up
Nobody wants to hear woowoo
But he had no problem cashing the check from the Gathering i bet. Tom Green is a punk ass bitch.
The jug life is the only life i care about. I wonder why people hate us so much??? MAYBE ITS THE WOOP WOOP. STOP THE WOOP WOOP. YOU ARE NOT A BIRD STOP WOOPING. FOR GODS SAKE MY KIDS HAVENT SLEPT IN 4 WEEKS BECAUSE OF THE WOOPING. WOOPING OVER HERE WOOPING OVER THERE IT NEVER STOPS. THE JUGALOS ARE TAKING OVER THE COUNTRY AND WE HAVE TO STOP THEM!!! ITS THE ONLY WAY. MY KIDS ARE STARTING TO WANT TO PUT ON THE FACE PAINT! WHAT WILL I DO THEN?? I WOULD HAVE TO PUT THEM IN FOSTER CARE! WHY JUGALOS WHY! WHY DO THIS TO CHILDREN? I FEAR FOR MY LIFE! ONE DAY A JUGALO JUST WAKLED INTO OUR HOUSE AND STOLE ALL MY FOOD!! JUST THE FOOD! WHY JUGGALOS WHY WHY WHYW HWYWHYWDHYWHYHWYHDAEBGUIABGEGUIRBGUIBG!!!!!!!!!!
ps i love you
Ok for one. I have been listening to ICP since 97′. I do not drink i do not do drugs, i do not paint my face. i dont go around everywhere yelling whoop whoop. I enjoy the music. I’m not violent i dont have a police record and i dont condone to criminal acts. Whats does that make me?
Hey guys, So a little history first. Im twenty three years of age (thats 23 for those of you who have trouble reading). Im married and I have a little soon to be two (again, thats 2) year old. He is the most amazing thing that has ever happened to me. I live in New Hampshire and I work my ass off everyday to put food on the table for my little boy and my beautiful wife. So now that we have that established, let us proceed.
To The Juggalos On This Site:
Hello ninjas. My name is Drew. As you have previously read I am a rather busy person, but, this is something that needs to be addressed. Let us face the fact, that by legal definition, Juggalos are in fact a gang. The important word in that statement is LEGAL. Though, the other important thing to remember here it is irrelevant. None of it matters. The FBI classification. These guys ranting on the internet about there opinions. None of it matters until it becomes an act of aggression against you and yours. Now dont misunderstand me now. Im not saying there actions should be dismissed or forgiven. Look at it like this. Someone kills your brother. Does it make sense for your seventeenth cousin four times removed to be the one to seek retribution on the man who killed him? No. You need to protect you and yours. Not to say not to help them if you can, but to go out looking to cause issues is just going to cause problems for YOUR clique. The second part of my address to you comes in two parts of its own.
Lesson 1: Internet Revenue Marketing.
So, let us take a moment to educate our selves on the economy of internet marketing. Now when someone makes a website, they can choose to monetize that website by placing ads and such on to that website, BUT, the website does NOT just get paid for the ads if they are clicked. The get paid for the mere presence of the ads on that webpage. However many views that web page gets, equates out to how much that website makes. So, for instance. If you had a website that you monetized through ads you would then be paid $0.01 for every ad clicked on your website, but, you could get further revenue by enabling the advertisers to view how many views you got to the webpage alone. This would pay roughly $.001 per view. So, Im sure your thinking: Okay Drew, but how does that connect to our current situation? I see no ads on this page.
This is true. BUT, this site connects to another. Im sure you’ve all heard of it. Land of the Banned. Which, you guessed it, generates money through ad revenue. Now, quickly, on to Lesson 2!
Lesson 2: Youtube Marketing
So, This operates in much the same fashion as the previous scenario. You post a video on youtube, choose to monetize it, they play ads, you make money. So, here is the question Im posing to you: Why do you think it is, that all the videos here are embedded from YOUTUBE?!
Conclusion: Maximum Revenue Trolling
So, In conclusion: I know you all know what a Troll is. For those of you who do not, a quick definition for your reading pleasure.
(Internet Troll: Is an individual who posts lewd, argumentative, debatable, or even false information, or brings up heated topics of debate in an attempt to illicit an emotionally violent response from an individual or group over the internet.)
Now, over the years, individuals and small groups have found that there is a rather large amount of money in Internet Revenue Marketing and Youtube Monetization. So, Internet Trolls, have been discussing hot topics on the internet, and then raking in the profits as others come to argue and bicker on there website. So in essence, you are serving to continue the Juggalo Holocaust’s agenda, just by simply visiting this website. Why are you here? Juggalos have always been about you and yours. Stay that way. Who cares if a couple morons want to make it a personal vendetta against you? Are they knocking on your door? Are they out looking for you? Likelihood: Not At All. If they are, know you second amendment right, and use it. If they come to you, warn them once. If they dont back off, fire twice. Aim for the head. Do unto others my friends. Until they threaten you or your clique personally, dont bother with them. I mean really threaten too. None of this internet threatening nonsense. Thats what it is. Nonsense. They are trying to get you to come back to the website. To click on that ad. Dont fall for it. Anyway, its getting late and I still have another half a letter to write, so ninjas, I hope you dont mind, but Im going to end your portion here.
To The Juggalo Holocaust.
Hello, I wish I could say it is a pleasure to meet you, but unfortunately that is not the case. Since none of you will ever come out from whatever inbred hole you seem to claim as your residence when I am around, I have yet to meet a single one of you. This is a simple statement. Leave me and mine alone, and ill leave you and yours alone. The United States Constitution guarantees you the right to have your opinions, and I will always respect that. I will not, however, Ignore my own right to defend myself and my family. If you threaten me in person, none of this internet garbage, I will not hesitate to produce my pistol and fire as many rounds as it takes to put all of you down. This is not a threat, but simply a warning. I have a child and a wife that I will defend with my very life, and if you become a threat to that, you will be handled accordingly. Now I have to get up very shortly to go to work, to feed my family, because unlike some people. I actually have to work by the strength of my back and skill of my hands to procure the finances to support my family. I do not have the luxury of sitting behind a keyboard and collecting Ad Revenue. One more thing. I dont care if a woman is wearing face paint and a jersey with black converse high tops, or a black cocktail dress and Prada shoes. Rape is never and accepted practice. It is not an acceptable thing to do. I have read numerous reports on Juggalo Holocaust members raping females. This is unacceptable, regardless of what she is wearing or what music she likes. If I see THIS happen, there will be NO warning. I will produce, and fire. Respect me and mine, and Ill respect you and yours.
For Now Respectfully Yours
DREW – you are a moron sign up to http://planet-lotb.com/ to have a debate but
1 – We dont get a cent on anything we post here – all ad revenue goes to wordpress direct – i am not in charge of any ads and any ads you see are put there by wordpress and 2 – none of our youtube videos have ads enabled – But you would know this if you weren’t a juggalo moron you would have adblock plus enabled but whoop whoop to your wife and my kid.
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